Teens fake licenses and fake IDs to buy grog, to get into nightclubs and to feel mature, sophisticated and pimple free for three minutes prior to ending the evening with their head down one or other toilet.
Sold as NOVELTY ID cards along with Fake Passports are used by terrorists, Jason Bourne – if that’s his real name, the CIA and assorted creepy types for no good purpose.
But no Fake Passport is better than this:
And I bring you a quote from the Evening Mail, Scotland:Interviewed after his release by the Austrian Border Police, Mr John Louvet, an investigative journalist, agreed that he had been travelling throughout Europe with a snap of his neighbour’s cocker spaniel ‘Chummy’ as his passport photograph. A police spokesman said ‘It was a very good likeness’.
Look at the possibilities:
Fake Bananas:
Madam Madusa says ‘to err is human, to grrr is canine!’
Experienced wildlife filmmaker Chris Palmer shocked the public when he exposed some of the tricks used by nature filmmakers in his book Shooting in the Wild: An insider’s account of making movies in the animal kingdom.
The ‘wild’ wolves in the IMAX film, Wolves, were rented from a wildlife park and released from cages in the game park. A wolf could cost US$5,000 to rent.
Meanwhile, Chris toldThe New Scientist ‘One classic trick involves hiding jellybeans in carcasses. If you see a bear feeding on a dead elk in a film, you can be pretty sure that the bear was hired from a game farm and is looking for sweets hidden in the carcass by the film-makers.’
Yum! Film Crew! They Shoulda Brung the Jelly Beans
This is a parody, my little Sweeties, of ‘You light up my life’ written by Joe Brooks and it became a hit in 1977 when sung by Debby Boone, daughter of Mr Nice-Guy crooner Pat Boone.
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You light up my loo
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You give me soap
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To carry on
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You light up my toes
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‘n light my nose all night long
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You light up my lashes
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You zap my zits
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Bulldoze each scar
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You brighten my butt
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‘n Hollywood my bra
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You light up my date
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You gave him hope
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That he might score
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I thought otherwise
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And so he hit the floor.
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He wasn’t put off
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He married me
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You light our sex life
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You light up our fish
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We catch loads
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And ev’ry Christmas
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The power grid explodes.
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Fake Bananas:
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Madam Madusa says ‘With your new night glo brain … every time you think a light shines out your ears. Guess, we’ll still be left in the dark then! ‘
There’ll be swingin’, and swayin’, and records playin’
And dancin’ in the streets.
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Weird Mamas and Papas Tributes:
We have to assume that The Mamas and the Papas fans are Grandmamas and Grandpapas now. There are not too many crazy fans out there, nevertheless ……
This is a Mamas and Papas Tatt (See code below)
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Weird Mamas and Papas Merch:
Must be love …
Ooooo! A fat doll. Is that allowed?
With any luck she’ll eat Barbie for lunch.
WTF!
What has CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’ got to do
with little toy cars????
And, ah, what DO you call that sort of dream?
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Fake Bananas:
Madam Madusa says ‘Broke, busted, disgusted, agents can’t be trusted … and, sadly, 46 years later we know, California Dreamin’ never became a reality. ‘
Hello my pretties,
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