Hello my pretties,
I am Madusa, the mad bitch Goddess of Brutal Reality.
Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.
Be Real. Obey.
I, mad mad Madusa, say DO UNTO YOUR OWN FACE WHAT YOU WISH.
If you want to look like a reupholstered ferret, go right ahead, Ferret Face.
Some medicos grab the $$$$ treating those with faked up views of their own bodies – BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER – to create FREAKY FOLK.
Are these FREAKY FOLK? You decide.
The Muppet-Me Makeover
Nip ‘n Tuck Queen Cher
My Plastic Surgeon Made Lady Gaga Outa My Leftovers!!!!
Madam Madusa says ‘ The secret to my youthful complexion is to use a very old photograph.’
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Teens fake licenses and fake IDs to buy grog, to get into nightclubs and to feel mature, sophisticated and pimple free for three minutes prior to ending the evening with their head down one or other toilet.
Sold as NOVELTY ID cards along with Fake Passports are used by terrorists, Jason Bourne – if that’s his real name, the CIA and assorted creepy types for no good purpose.
But no Fake Passport is better than this:
And I bring you a quote from the Evening Mail, Scotland:
Interviewed after his release by the Austrian Border Police, Mr John Louvet, an investigative journalist, agreed that he had been travelling throughout Europe with a snap of his neighbour’s cocker spaniel ‘Chummy’ as his passport photograph. A police spokesman said ‘It was a very good likeness’.
Look at the possibilities:
Madam Madusa says ‘to err is human, to grrr is canine!’
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Experienced wildlife filmmaker Chris Palmer shocked the public when he exposed some of the tricks used by nature filmmakers in his book Shooting in the Wild: An insider’s account of making movies in the animal kingdom.
The ‘wild’ wolves in the IMAX film, Wolves, were rented from a wildlife park and released from cages in the game park. A wolf could cost US$5,000 to rent.
Meanwhile, Chris told The New Scientist ‘One classic trick involves hiding jellybeans in carcasses. If you see a bear feeding on a dead elk in a film, you can be pretty sure that the bear was hired from a game farm and is looking for sweets hidden in the carcass by the film-makers.’
Yum! Film Crew! They Shoulda Brung the Jelly Beans
See also ABC News
Madam Madusa says ‘Rent-A-Rat could be a for a nature doco or where you find an online date.’
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TVs are Bad.
TVs are Ugly.
Hide them in even
1. The Invasion of the Creepy Underbed Brain Snatchers!
2. The World’s Ugliest TV Camouflage Cabinet
3. Burn the DVD: Real Flame with Home Entertainment Centre
More @ Living Direct
4. Fake Fireplace but the TV is hot?
5. OMG! I look like a NCIS Corpse in my Bathroom Mirror TV
More @ HIdden TV
6. Mirror! Mirror on the Wall Who’s the Ugliest TV of All
7. Over My Dead Body Coffin Stacker TV Cabinet
8. Bugger the TV. Just Hide the Liquor
9. It’s Hell in my Padded Cell
more @ Elite
Madam Madusa asks ‘If your life was a TV show would you watch it or click it off?’
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