Cat people are a little crazy.
…. because ‘Meow’ means OBEY!
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You know you are under CAT Control if …
this is your favourite tie.
you are tempted to take your child, Fluffy, to the vet..
this is your fish flavoured birthday cake.
Easter Shcmester! this is not funny.
This is soooooo cute
and not even a little bit gay.
You actually listen to this CD.
OMG! This is a Purrrrect Christmas present.
This is your Wedding Photograph.
and when the end is near
And you face the final curtain .. chord,
moth, butterfly, mouse, ball of yarn, bottle cap, shadow ………
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The Jefferies Award:
Madam Madusa says ‘Meow’ is not a request, it is an order!