Yeah! Yeah! I’m a Mary Poppin’s Pooch in a strong wind.
Funny thing though. I get to pee at the top of the lamp post. Nice.
Na nanananana Bat Dog!
Catwomen be afraid. Be very afraid.
My owner says I’m Michael Jackson
Sooo not true. I’m Russell Brand.
How do I put out fires? Don’t ask.
It’s pathetic! I asked for Armani and they gave me this!
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I’m a poodle House Frau cross. That makes me a Froodle!!!!!
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fakinghell 