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with Mad Mad Madusa

Hello my pretties,

I am Madusa, the mad bitch Goddess of Brutal Reality.

Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.

Be Real. Obey.

I, mad mad Madusa, say DO UNTO YOUR OWN FACE WHAT YOU WISH.

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If you want to look like a reupholstered ferret, go right ahead, Ferret Face.

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Some medicos grab the $$$$ treating those with faked up views of their own bodies – BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER – to create FREAKY FOLK.

Are these FREAKY FOLK? You decide.

Jocelyn Wildenstein

The Inflate-a-date-ectomy!

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Donatella Versace

The Muppet-Me Makeover

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Mickey Rourke

The Donatella-oscopy

Melanie Giffiths

Botoxic Shock

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Nip ‘n Tuck Queen Cher

My Plastic Surgeon Made Lady Gaga Outa My Leftovers!!!!

Fake Bananas: 

Madam Madusa says ‘ The secret to my youthful complexion is to use a very old photograph.’

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with Mad Mad Madusa

mad mad madusa widgetHello My Pretties,

I am Madusa, the mad bitch Godess of Brutal Reality.

Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.

Be Real. Obey.

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At last, here it is …

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The Top 40  Salt and Pepper Shakers

of Rock and Roll:

40. The Mamas and The Papas – Dancing in the streets

39. Elvis Presley – Hound Dog

38. Nirvana – Come As You Are

37. Peter, Paul and Mary – Puff the Magic Dragon

36. Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds – Into My Arms

35. The Sex Pistols – God Save the Queen

34. Elvis Presley – Jailhouse Rock

33. The Beatles – I am the Walrus

32. Simon and Garfunkel – The Boxer

31. Metallica – Enter Sandman

30. The Beatles – Yellow Submarine

29. Pixies – Where Is My Mind?

28. Gloria Gaynor – I will Survive

27. Deep Purple – Soldier of Fortune

26. Michael Jackson Thriller

25. Eagles Desperado

24. Elvis Presley – Blue Suede Shoes

23. Bob Dylan – Lay Lady Lay

22. The Beatles – Ob-La-di Ob-La-dah

21. Powderfinger – These Days

20. Creedance Clearwater Revival – Proud Mary

19. White Stripes – Seven Nation Army

18. Elton John – Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

17. Janis Joplin – Me and Bobbie McGee

16. The Beach Boys – California Girls

15. Roy Orbison – Pretty Woman

14. Eric Clapton – Cocaine

13. Radiohead – Creep

12. The Beatles – Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

11. REM – Everybody Hurts

10. Joni Mitchell – Big Yellow Taxi

9. The Beatles – Yesterday

8. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Under The Bridge

7. Bob Dylan – Blowin’ in the Wind

6. Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody

5. Radiohead – Paranoid Android

4. Pink Floyd – Another Brick in the Wall

3. Jeff Buckley – Hallelujah

2. Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven

1. Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit

plus

The Worst Rock Merchandise EVER.

You’ll find more weird merch and crazy fan tributes @ each link.

10. Kurt Cobain Doll

My doll, my doll, don't you lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?

My doll, my doll, don’t you lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?

9. The Metallica Pizza

The To Hell and Back Pizza with that burning Metallica after-taste.

The To Hell and Back Pizza
with that burning Metallica after-taste.

8. Nick Cave Push Puppet

But when I crawl into your arms Everything, it comes tumbling down

But when I crawl into your arms
Everything, it comes tumbling down

7. Bob Dylan Baby Suit

And watch out for whatever is ‘blowin’ in the wind too.

And watch out for whatever is ‘blowin’ in the wind too.

6. Butchering The Beatles LP

I wanna hold your LIVER.

I wanna hold your LIVER.

5. Elvis Zombie Tattoo

Oh, my love, my darling I’ve hungered for your brain!

Oh, my love, my darling
I’ve hungered for your brain!

4. Sid Vicious Doll

Vomit sold separately

Vomit sold separately

3. Yellow Submarine John Lennon Doll

John Lennon Doll with Creepy Creature.  It could be named Yoko, not sure.

John Lennon Doll with Creepy Creature.
It could be named Yoko, not sure.

2. Michael Jackson Doll with Extra Hands

A Michael Jackson Doll with 9 extra hands.  That's freaking creepy.

A Michael Jackson Doll with 9 extra hands.
That’s freaking creepy.

1. Radiohead Thom Yorke Nipple Tattoo

'I couldn’t look you in the eye’ lyrics taken to another level altogether.

‘I couldn’t look you in the eye’ lyrics taken to another level altogether.

You can get all the Killer Kitsch you want, at Mad Madusa’s Restaurant.

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legs

Pretty woman, walking down the street

15b s&p swimmers   worthpoint

Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet

15c 50s beach babe s&p

Pretty woman

15d s&p bikini girls  countryjoes

I don’t believe you, you’re not the truth

15e s&p pinup   anon

No one could look as good as you

Mercy

 

15f s&p middle aged ladies kitchenonthesquare

Pretty woman, won’t you pardon me

15g bbq king s&p

Pretty woman, I couldn’t help see

15h s&p middle aged ladies kitchenonthesquare

Pretty woman

That you look lovely as can be

15i woman & fridge

Are you lonely just like me

15j s&p chubby couple  anon

Wow!

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Worst Roy Orbison Tribute:

Wink, Texas near Kermit roy orbison

Wink, Texas just near Kermit aka Frogtown

As they said ‘If we’d known he was gonna be famous,

we wouldna pulled it down.’

Roy Orbison museum

Least he gets his own museum.
Opening Hours: By Appointment only

Maybe if you stood at the door singing ‘Crying…..’

They might reconsider.

Worst Pretty Woman Merch:

pretty woman doll 1pretty woman doll

Julia Roberts as Hooker Barbie

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘When I look at this crazy world sometimes I think ONLY the LONELY are the smart ones.’

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13a Sven & friend S&P

When you were here before

Couldn’t look you in the eye

13b biker 3 s&p

You’re just like an angel

13c s&p torso whydidyoubuymethat

Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather

In a beautiful world

13d biker 2 S&p

I wish I was special

You’re so fucking special

13e creep s&p

But I’m a creep

I’m a weirdo

13f s&p scary    thrillomatic

What the hell am I doing here?

I don’t belong here

 

13g biker kiss s&p

I wish I was special

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Weirdest Radiohead Tribute:

yorke325tattoo

The Thom Nipple Tattoo …. ‘I couldn’t look you in the eye’ lyrics taken to another level altogether.

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Worst Radiohead Merch:

thom undies

Creepy Nanny Knickers!

raidohead tie

The Happy Thom Tie!

Picture 1

Not so happy feet!

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Of course Thom IS special. He’s a nipple tattoo.’

 

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12a beatles drums S&P

It was twenty years ago today,

Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play

12b Salt-and-Pepper-Museum-The-Beatles-2

They’ve been going in and out of style

But they’re guaranteed to raise a smile

 

So may I introduce to you

The act you’ve known for all these years

12c Sgt Pepper pots

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

We’re Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

We hope you will enjoy the show

12d SGT S&P

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Sit back and let the evening go

Sgt. Pepper’s lonely, Sgt. Pepper’s lonely

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

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Worst Sgt Pepper’s Tribute:

OK. When the Beatles wrote Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Salt&Pepper merch was inevitable although the wind-up Salt & Pepper Shakers (above) was pushing the frontier.

Here are the worst tributes:Sgt Pepper finger puppets

Sgt Pepper Finger Puppets

Imagine all the people … stuck on the end of your fingers!!

Sgt Peppers Cats sculpture

Sgt Pepper Cats as in I wanna hold your paw

Sgt Pepper my little ponies

Sgt Pepper’s My Little Ponies …

He was a Day Trotter Yeah!

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Worst Sgt Pepper’s Merch:Sgt Pepper Toby jugs

Sgt Pepper’s Toby Jugs … All You Need is beer!

Sgt Pep thongs

Sgt Pepper flip Flops .. They’ve been going in and out of style
But they’re guaranteed to raise a smile.

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘OMG. The girl with kaleidoscope eyes must be in charge of marketing!’

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11a MM 1

When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,

11b MM s&p

when you’re sure you’ve had enough of this life, well hang on.

11c s&p MM 4

Don’t let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes.

11d s&p MM 8

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it’s time to sing along.

11e MM s&p 10

When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)

if you feel like letting go, (hold on)

11ee s&p MM 10

 

when you think you’ve had too much of this life, well hang on.

11f s&p MM 5

Everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends.

11ff s&p girl on a chair  rubylane

Everybody hurts. Don’t throw your hand. Oh, no. Don’t throw your hand.

If you feel like you’re alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

11g MM s&P 8

If you’re on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,

11gg s&p drug ampule

when you think you’ve had too much of this life to hang on.

11h s&p MM 13

Well, everybody hurts sometimes,

11i s&p MM 14

everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes.

11j s&p doctor & bag

And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on.

11k s&p ambulance

Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. (repeat & fade)

11l s&p tombstone 2

(Everybody hurts. You are not alone.)

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Worst REM Tribute:

shiny cook book

This is the Shiny Happy People Cook Book

because Shiny Happy People are more tender than

dull, grumpy old geezers.

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Buy your Losing My Religion T-Shirts with the 10 7 5 Commandments on the back.

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6 white s&p  thisnext

Is this the real life?

6a house rabbit s&p  foolsihgadgets

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality

6b lookup s&p    anon

Open your eyes,

6bb rock song s&p cloud heaven

Look up to the skies and see,

I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

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Because I’m easy come, easy go, Little high, little low

Any way the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me, to me

6c hug mama  s&p touchofeurope

Mama, just killed a man,

6d rock song s&p pistol  tias

Put a gun against his head

6e rock song s&p brain   oddee

Pulled my trigger,

6f rock song s&p broken  rhodribrady

now he’s dead

Mama, life had just begun

6g salt-spill  s&p  femalefirst

But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away

6h cry  s&p  luxist

Mama, ooh, Didn’t mean to make you cry

If I’m not back again this time tomorrow

carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

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Worst Queen Merch:

Freddie Mercury Bag

Considering the lyrics of this song,

the Freddie Carry On Carry On bag sucks.

queen-muisc-band-lego

All in all you’re just another brick in the wall

Oops!

Wrong group. (See Top 40 S&P Shakers No. 4)

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Queen is dead. Long live the Queen.’

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