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with Mad Mad Madusa

Hello my pretties,

I am Madusa, the mad bitch Goddess of Brutal Reality.

Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.

Be Real. Obey.

I, mad mad Madusa, say DO UNTO YOUR OWN FACE WHAT YOU WISH.

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If you want to look like a reupholstered ferret, go right ahead, Ferret Face.

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Some medicos grab the $$$$ treating those with faked up views of their own bodies – BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER – to create FREAKY FOLK.

Are these FREAKY FOLK? You decide.

Jocelyn Wildenstein

The Inflate-a-date-ectomy!

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Donatella Versace

The Muppet-Me Makeover

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Mickey Rourke

The Donatella-oscopy

Melanie Giffiths

Botoxic Shock

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Nip ‘n Tuck Queen Cher

My Plastic Surgeon Made Lady Gaga Outa My Leftovers!!!!

Fake Bananas: 

Madam Madusa says ‘ The secret to my youthful complexion is to use a very old photograph.’

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with Mad Mad Madusa

mad mad madusa widgetHello My Pretties,

I am Madusa, the mad bitch Godess of Brutal Reality.

Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.

Be Real. Obey.

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At last, here it is …

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The Top 40  Salt and Pepper Shakers

of Rock and Roll:

40. The Mamas and The Papas – Dancing in the streets

39. Elvis Presley – Hound Dog

38. Nirvana – Come As You Are

37. Peter, Paul and Mary – Puff the Magic Dragon

36. Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds – Into My Arms

35. The Sex Pistols – God Save the Queen

34. Elvis Presley – Jailhouse Rock

33. The Beatles – I am the Walrus

32. Simon and Garfunkel – The Boxer

31. Metallica – Enter Sandman

30. The Beatles – Yellow Submarine

29. Pixies – Where Is My Mind?

28. Gloria Gaynor – I will Survive

27. Deep Purple – Soldier of Fortune

26. Michael Jackson Thriller

25. Eagles Desperado

24. Elvis Presley – Blue Suede Shoes

23. Bob Dylan – Lay Lady Lay

22. The Beatles – Ob-La-di Ob-La-dah

21. Powderfinger – These Days

20. Creedance Clearwater Revival – Proud Mary

19. White Stripes – Seven Nation Army

18. Elton John – Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

17. Janis Joplin – Me and Bobbie McGee

16. The Beach Boys – California Girls

15. Roy Orbison – Pretty Woman

14. Eric Clapton – Cocaine

13. Radiohead – Creep

12. The Beatles – Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

11. REM – Everybody Hurts

10. Joni Mitchell – Big Yellow Taxi

9. The Beatles – Yesterday

8. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Under The Bridge

7. Bob Dylan – Blowin’ in the Wind

6. Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody

5. Radiohead – Paranoid Android

4. Pink Floyd – Another Brick in the Wall

3. Jeff Buckley – Hallelujah

2. Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven

1. Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit

plus

The Worst Rock Merchandise EVER.

You’ll find more weird merch and crazy fan tributes @ each link.

10. Kurt Cobain Doll

My doll, my doll, don't you lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?

My doll, my doll, don’t you lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?

9. The Metallica Pizza

The To Hell and Back Pizza with that burning Metallica after-taste.

The To Hell and Back Pizza
with that burning Metallica after-taste.

8. Nick Cave Push Puppet

But when I crawl into your arms Everything, it comes tumbling down

But when I crawl into your arms
Everything, it comes tumbling down

7. Bob Dylan Baby Suit

And watch out for whatever is ‘blowin’ in the wind too.

And watch out for whatever is ‘blowin’ in the wind too.

6. Butchering The Beatles LP

I wanna hold your LIVER.

I wanna hold your LIVER.

5. Elvis Zombie Tattoo

Oh, my love, my darling I’ve hungered for your brain!

Oh, my love, my darling
I’ve hungered for your brain!

4. Sid Vicious Doll

Vomit sold separately

Vomit sold separately

3. Yellow Submarine John Lennon Doll

John Lennon Doll with Creepy Creature.  It could be named Yoko, not sure.

John Lennon Doll with Creepy Creature.
It could be named Yoko, not sure.

2. Michael Jackson Doll with Extra Hands

A Michael Jackson Doll with 9 extra hands.  That's freaking creepy.

A Michael Jackson Doll with 9 extra hands.
That’s freaking creepy.

1. Radiohead Thom Yorke Nipple Tattoo

'I couldn’t look you in the eye’ lyrics taken to another level altogether.

‘I couldn’t look you in the eye’ lyrics taken to another level altogether.

You can get all the Killer Kitsch you want, at Mad Madusa’s Restaurant.

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Parody of Stuck in the Middle With You, a 1972 hit song by the folk rock band Stealers Wheel.

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,

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I got the feeling that something ain’t right,

I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,

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And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,

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Clowns to the left of me,

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Jokers to the right, here I am,

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Stuck in the middle with you.

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Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,

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And I’m wondering what it is I should do,

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It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,

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Losing control, yeah, I’m all over the place,

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Clowns to the left of me,

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Jokers to the right,

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Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

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Well you started out with nothing,

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And you’re proud that you’re a self made girl,

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And your friends, they all come crawlin,

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Slap you on the back and say,

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Please…. Please…..

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Trying to make some sense of it all,

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But I can see that it makes no sense at all,

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Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,

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‘Cause I don’t think that I can take anymore

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Princess Beatrice Doll

Clowns to the left of me,

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Jokers to the right,

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Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

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Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,

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I got the feeling that something ain’t right,

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I’m so scared, should I bump one off one’s throne?

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Or sit at home playing with my cell phone?

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Clowns to the left of me,

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Jokers to the right, here I am,

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Stuck in the middle with you,

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Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,

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royal wedding  uk msn

Stuck in the middle with you.

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Acknowledgements of Awesome knits:

1 will & kate theknitter, 2 knit zombie gigisoddsandends, 3 knitted chair etsy, 4 knit stair deviantart, 5 footmen Knit Your Own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble, 6 prince harry doll ditto, 7 engaged couple the examiner, 8 Royal Wedding 2 Knit Your Own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble, 9 naked man russell-tovey, 9a man doll anonymous, 10 unstuffed doll anonymous, 11a knitted bishop Knit Your Own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble, 11b knit russell brand  whatthemovie, 12 knit royal kiss thetelegraph, 13 beachbabe doll etsy, 14 kate-knit-wedding Country Living, 15 knit punk doll t0.gstatic, 16 knitted pink redbubble, 17 zombie please daioy chump, 18 zombie 2 t0.gstatic, 19 confused doll awesometwilightmusings, 20 knit floor itsonrandom, 21 munch scream doll kaboodle, 22a princess beatrice barbie t1.gstatic, 22b dame edna westerndollmaker, 23 knit yr own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble, 24 knit in bed bohaychronicles, 25 knit naked harriet1, 26 queen on chair Knit Your Own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble, 27 knit iphone 2 crunchgear, 28 Camilla & Charles dolls Fiona Goble, 29 morrissey doll busymitts, 30 kate & w close oohlalascrap, 31 knit yr own Royal Wedding, 32 knit kiss Knit Your Own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble

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