Posted in 1. Dumb, MustBeOnCrack Kitsch, tagged bride, comic wedding cake toppers, crazy, Funny wedding cakes, groom, joke wedding cakes, kitsch, kitsch cake, kitsch the bride, odd wedding cakes, wacky weddings, Wedding cake toppers, wedding cakes, Wedding jokes, wedding tackle, weird wedding cakes, weird', what were they thinking on November 14, 2013|
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What these crazy wedding cake toppers are trying to say?
In the next photo
I’ll balance your balls on my nose.
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With this, ah, ring I thee wed.
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My Heart will go on,
but my liver’s had it.
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Ha! I’ve hooked your Wedding Tackle!
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OMG! Ken, you’re right. You haven’t got one!
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Do you think it’s going to rain, dear?
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Now for the bridal toast:
Open Up the Legos
Fake Bananas:
Madam Madusa says ‘I thought the people I knew were normal until I married one’.
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Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged Blue Elvis, Crazy Elvis tributes, Crazy Zombie Elvis tattoos, Elvis Fans, Elvis Presley, Elvis Presley - Hound Dog, M&M Elbvis, The Top 40 Salt and Pepper Shakers of Rock and Roll, Weird merch, weird', Worst Elvis Merch, Worst Elvis Tributes, Zombie Elvis, Zombie Elvis Tattoos on October 21, 2013|
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You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
cryin’ all the time.
You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
cryin’ all the time.
Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
and you ain’t no friend of mine.
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Weird Elvis Merch:
It’s one for the money ….. two for the money … three for the money … etc
Take home your very own Zombie Elvis head.
Wouldn’t Zombie Elvis like peanut butter sandwiches
rather than brains?
I just wanna be your bathtub duck!
It is the Elvis M&M Xmas decoration!
This is so wrong in so many ways
it makes the Zombie Elvis head look good.
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Weird Elvis Tributes:
Elvis fans are a little weird, right? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
Well, you can knock me down
Step in my face …..
Oh, my love, my darling
I’ve hungered for your touch
….. actually, I’ve hungered for your brain!!!
Don’t step on my blue suede ,um, face!
You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
… taken a step too far.
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Fake Bananas:
Madam Madusa says ‘Well, do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh
Honey, lay off of my Elvis’.
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Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged as a friend, candle merch, Come as you are, crazy, I don't have a gun, Kurt Cappaccino, Kurt Christmas decoration, kurt cobain, Kurt Cobain Merch, kurt fans, Kurt Kitsch, kurt merch, memoria, my little pony, Nivana, no I don't have a gun, sacred heart, The Man Who Sold The World, The Top 40 Salt and Pepper Shakers of Rock and Roll, watch, weird' on October 21, 2013|
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Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged Anarchy, anti-christ, Bollocks, crazy, doll, God Save the Queen, golf ball, I'm a lazy sod, I'm lazy sod I'm a lazy sod, I'm so lazy, JOhn Lydon, limo, mad, merch, Nancy, Punk, punk car, Rock, Sid Vicious, Steve Jones, The Sex Pistols, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Kitsch, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Salt and Pepper Shakers, Top 40 Salt and Pepper Shakers of Rock and Roll, tributes, weird' on September 2, 2013|
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Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged Bad Elvis robot, Blue suede shoes salt and pepper shakers, crazy, Elvis Animatronic, Elvis Christmas decoration, Elvis dog costume, Elvis Poochly, Elvis Presley - Blue Suede Shoes, Elvis robot, Elvis Sungalsses, Elvis Turtle, Elvise, fans, Impersonator, Jailhouse Rock, Robo Elvis, The King, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Kitsch, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Salt and Pepper Shakers, Top 40 Rock Merch, Top 40 Salt and pepper shaker, Top 40 Salt and Pepper Shakers of Rock and Roll, tributes, Ugly, weird', Worst Elvis Merch, Worst Elvis Tributes on August 16, 2013|
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Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged Album, art, beatles, Beatles in breakfast food, Beatles S&P, Butchering the Beatles, crazy, fans, I am the Walrus, mad, merch, The Beatles in Salt and Pepper Shakers', The Beatles Joke, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Kitsch, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Salt and Pepper Shakers, Top 40 Salt and pepper shaker, tributes, weird', Worst beatles collectibles, Worst Beatles Merch on August 15, 2013|
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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
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Weird Beatles Tributes:
Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band …
not so lonely this time round
at the London Olympics.
John Lennon possibly composing the lyrics ….
Help me if you can I’m feeling …
like an idiot, chilly, breezy, like a dick
… down!!!
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Weird Beatles Merch:
I wanna hold your … yellow prong thing.
Paul with sucking monster .. named, let me see, Heather?
This album suggests The Fool on the Hill has gone postal again.
I saw her sanding there at the Sand Sculpture Festival Timmendorfer Strand beach, Germany.
Beatles in Breakfast food
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Fake Bananas:
Madam Madusa says ‘Obviously, its bean a hard day’s night.’
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Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged bad taste, boxer salt and pepper shakers, crazy, fans, funny, I am just a poor boy, impersonators, Kill the bastards, merchandise, postcard, Simon and Garfunkel, Simon and Garfunkel T-shirt, Sounds of Silence, T-shirt, The Boxer, They're on pot, top 40, Top 40 Bad Taste Merch, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Kitsch, Top 40 Salt and pepper shaker, Top 40 Salt and Pepper Shakers of Rock and Roll, tributes, Weird merch, weird' on August 13, 2013|
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Then I’m laying out my winter clothes
And wishing I was gone
Going home
Where the New York City winters aren’t bleeding me
Bleeding me, going home
In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of ev’ry glove that layed him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
“I am leaving, I am leaving”
But the fighter still remains.
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Weird Simon & Garfunkel Merch:
Mrs Robinson sold separately with Dustin Hoffman doll
sporting removable white y-fronts.
Expect a few fights then ……
I went out to look for America and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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Weird Simon & Garfunkel Tributes:
Simon and Garfunkel are, apparently, the group mostly likely to inspire bad impersonations … all it takes is a mo, a cap and a wig.
The hair may be attached to the cap in both cases.
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Here’s a cute Simon & Garfunkel SONG tribute. Guess which one?
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Fake Bananas:
Madam Madusa says ‘And in the naked light I saw 10,000 bad haircuts, maybe more’.
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Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged baby bib, carzy, fans, funny, Lap rug, Metallica - Enter Sandman, Metallica Merch, Metallica tributes, Monopoly, Pizza, Porsche, Sandman, Say your prayers, tie, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Kitsch, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Salt and Pepper Shakers, Top 40 Salt and pepper shaker, weird' on August 6, 2013|
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Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged beatles, Beatles S&P, beatles salt and pepper shakers, bed, car, crazy, fan, hotel, John Lennon doll, John Lennon toy, merch, Octspusses garden, Pepper Shaker, Seaa of green, Sgt Peppers', sky of blue, The Beatles - Yellow Submarine, toilet seat, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Salt and Pepper Shakers, Top 40 Salt and pepper shaker, undies, we all live, weird', When I'm 64, y-fronts, Yellow Submarine, Yellow submarine slat andpepper shakers on July 29, 2013|
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In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
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Weird Beatles Tribute:
Yellow Submarine hotel
You might want your money back if it goes underwater!
Aren’t Beatles fans, like, Seniors now?
Will you still neeed me? Will you still feed me,
Will you still sleep with me when I’m 64
and sleep in a Yellow Submarine Bed.
Or, be like Beatles fan Gary Cooper and convert your car to
a Yellow Submarine.
Lucky he wasn’t a fan of I am the Walrus.
Walruses do not hold the road well.
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Weird Beatles Merch:
John and weird creepy creature
named Yoko, perhaps!
Hallucinating Y-fronts!
Whatever turns you on, I guess.
In a sea of yellow you cannot see
a yellow submarine.
Don’t fight it. This is deep.
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Fake Bananas:
Madam Madusa says ‘Never forget those memorable words I want to hold your hand because I’ve fallen overboard and you’re still in the boat.’
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