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What these crazy wedding cake toppers are trying to say?

In the next photo

I’ll balance your balls on my nose.

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With this, ah, ring I thee wed.

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My Heart will go on,

but my liver’s had it.

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Ha! I’ve hooked your Wedding Tackle!

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OMG! Ken, you’re right. You haven’t got one!

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Do you think it’s going to rain, dear?

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Now for the bridal toast:

Open Up the Legos

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘I thought the people I knew were normal until I married one’.

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39a duke box  S&P     shopelvis

 

39c hound dog 1

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog

39e hound dog 5

 

cryin’ all the time.

39d hound dog 2

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog

dog s&p 2cryin’ all the time.

caught a rabbit

 Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit

39g dog s&p

and you ain’t no friend of mine.

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Weird Elvis Merch:

It’s one for the money ….. two for the money … three for the money … etc

zombie Elvis merch

Take home your very own Zombie Elvis head.

Zombie elvis bag

Wouldn’t Zombie Elvis like peanut butter sandwiches

rather than brains?

M1 Elvis DuckI just wanna be your bathtub duck!

M2 M&M Elvis Xmas decoration

It is the Elvis M&M Xmas decoration!

This is so wrong in so many ways

it makes the Zombie Elvis head look good. 

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Weird Elvis Tributes:

Elvis fans are a little weird, right? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

T2 Elvis sandsculpture 1

Well, you can knock me down
Step in my face …..

Zombie Elvis tatt

Oh, my love, my darling
I’ve hungered for your touch

….. actually, I’ve hungered for your brain!!!

zombie elvis tatt 2

Don’t step on my blue suede ,um, face!

Elvis dog

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog 

… taken a step too far.

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Well, do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh
Honey, lay off of my Elvis’.

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Come

40a lawn mower guy s&p

as you are

40b remote tv man s&p

as you were

as I want you to be

40c bbq man s&p

as a friend

as a friend

40d prisoner s&p

as an old enemy

take your time

hurry up

the choice is your

don’t be late

40e resting turn cop s&p

take a rest

40f cop s&p

as a friend

as an old memoria

memoria

memoria

memoria

 

 

and I swear

40g cop s&p

that I don’t have a gun

40h cop sleep s&p

no I don’t have a gun

40i cop s&p

no I don’t have a gun

no I don’t have a gun

 

memoria

memoria

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Weird Kurt Cobain Tributes:

T1 Kirk Cobain

Skinny Kurt Cappaccino

T2 kurt cobain flickriver

OK, doll! Where did you sleep last night?

T3 kurt_cobai my little pony

Kurt Cobain My Little Pony Tribute

The first My Little Pony who ‘Hates itself and wants to die‘.

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Weird Kurt Cobain Merch:

 M3 Kirt cobain christmasJesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam, 

He wants me for a Christmas Decoration.

M2 nirvana watch

The Man Who Sold the World 

… also does a line in cute Kurt watches.

Kurt candle

Sacred Heart of Kurt Candle

Light my candles in a daze ’cause I’ve found god

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Who thought up the Kurt Cobain My Little Pony? No. I don’t have a gun just when I need one’ 

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35a queen 1 s&p

God save the Queen

35b third reich S&P

the fascist regime,

35c idiot s&p

they made you a moron

35d H-Bomb s&p

a potential H-bomb.

35e queen 2 s&p

God save the Queen

35f queen 3 s&p

she ain’t no human being.

35g dr who s&p

There is no future

35h Big Ben

in England’s dreaming

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Weird Sex Pistols Tributes:

T1 sex pistold fan

Sid Glorous Sid …..

Your brains are locked away but I love your company

T2 sex pistols limo

Watch out for this one ‘cos ….

I wanna destroy the passerby

‘Cos I wanna be anarchy,

No dogs body

T3 sexpistolstoys_main

The anti-christ Lego Men 4 Pack

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Weird Sex Pistols  Merch:

M1 Sex-Pistols-Sid-Vicious-doll

Vomit sold separately.

M2 Sex pistols golf ball

Anarchists play golf now?

Yes, it is the Age of Irony

M3 Sex-Pistols-Sid-Vicious-Pop-Vinyl_3

How sweet is this Sid Vicious doll? 

Yep, more irony

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘No matter how loud Sid and the boys did roar once you market anarchy, it ain’t anarchy no more’. 

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34a warden s&p

The warden threw a party in the county jail.

34b prisoner s&p

The prison band was there and they began to wail.

34c s&p

The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing

34d jailbirds

You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.

34e Elvis S&p

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

34f Elvis

was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock.

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Weird Elvis Tributes:

´lvis rhinestone turtle

Love me tortoise, love me do.

Elvis Tree topper

Elvis Christmas Tree Topper ….

O Star of Wonder, Star of Might

Elvis-Dog-with-Guitar 1

A pooch, a pooch a burnin’ love!

Weird Elvis Merch:

Elvis sunglasses with sideburns

She’s not You,

And you’re not him even with the dodgy  side burns.

elvis-kids

 

Devils in disguise, perhaps?

Mr Potato Head Elvis

Mr Potato Head Presely

Love Me Tender, Love me New

Roasted, fried or stewed!

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa asks ‘How can they be so cruel to a heart that’s true?’

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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

flying pig s&p

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

I’m crying.

van s&p Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

33 Rock Song s&p  eggman I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

 33b rock song s&p walrus  mistiminded

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

 33c rock song s&p cop thepresentshop

Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row.

See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.

33d rock song s&p cry  anon 

I’m crying, I’m crying.

I’m crying, I’m crying.

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Weird Beatles Tributes:

olympic-ceremony-sgt-peppers

Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band … 

not so lonely this time round

at the London Olympics.

John Lennon statue

John Lennon possibly composing the lyrics ….

Help me if you can I’m feeling …

like an idiot, chilly, breezy, like a dick

… down!!!

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Weird Beatles Merch:

lego-beatles

 

I wanna hold your … yellow prong thing.

Paul with sucking monster

Paul with sucking monster .. named, let me see, Heather?

 

album-Various-Artists-Butchering-the-Beatles-A-Headbashing-Tribute

This album suggests The Fool on the Hill has gone postal again.

Beatles Timmendorfer Strand beach, Germany

I saw her sanding there at the Sand Sculpture Festival Timmendorfer Strand beach, Germany.

Beatles in Brekfast food

Beatles in Breakfast food

 

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Obviously, its bean a hard day’s night.’ 

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32a winter s&p

Then I’m laying out my winter clothes

And wishing I was gone

32b cottage s&p

Going home

Where the New York City winters aren’t bleeding me

Bleeding me, going home

32c boxer  s&p

In the clearing stands a boxer

32d boxer 6 s&p

And a fighter by his trade

And he carries the reminders

Of ev’ry glove that layed him down

boxing kid S&P 3 

Or cut him till he cried out

 In his anger and his shame

“I am leaving, I am leaving”

But the fighter still remains.

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Weird Simon & Garfunkel Merch:


si and garf dollMrs Robinson sold separately with Dustin Hoffman doll

sporting removable white y-fronts.

S & G postcard

Expect a few fights then ……

s& G

I went out to look for America and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

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Weird Simon & Garfunkel Tributes:

Simon and Garfunkel are, apparently, the group mostly likely to inspire bad impersonations … all it takes is a mo, a cap and a wig.

s& G 3

The hair may be attached to the cap in both cases.

Simon&Garfunkel imperson

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pasley sage rosemary and thyme

Here’s a cute Simon & Garfunkel SONG tribute. Guess which one?

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘And in the naked light I saw 10,000 bad haircuts, maybe more’.

 

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