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Cat People are Crazy

Cat people are a little crazy.

…. because ‘Meow’ means OBEY!

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You know you are under CAT Control if …

hug_me_please_cat_lover_tie

this is your favourite tie.

baby cat suityou are tempted to take your child, Fluffy, to the vet.. 

cat lovers cake

this is your fish flavoured birthday cake.

easter-humor-pissed-off-cat-with-bunny-ears-on-i-dont-think-so

Easter Shcmester! this is not funny.

sailor-halloween-cat-costumeThis is soooooo cute

and not even a little bit gay.

christmas ccarol cats

You actually listen to this CD.

Cat lovers Clock 003

OMG! This is a Purrrrect Christmas present.

 

MA 

This is your Wedding Photograph.

cardborad cat themed coffin

and when the end is near
And you face the final curtain .. chord,

moth, butterfly, mouse, ball of yarn, bottle cap, shadow ………

.

..

The Jefferies Award:

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Madam Madusa says ‘Meow’ is not a request, it is an order!


with Mad Mad Madusa

mad mad madusa widgetHello My Pretties,

I am Madusa, the mad bitch Godess of Brutal Reality.

Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.

Be Real. Obey.

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At last, here it is …

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The Top 40  Salt and Pepper Shakers

of Rock and Roll:

40. The Mamas and The Papas – Dancing in the streets

39. Elvis Presley – Hound Dog

38. Nirvana – Come As You Are

37. Peter, Paul and Mary – Puff the Magic Dragon

36. Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds – Into My Arms

35. The Sex Pistols – God Save the Queen

34. Elvis Presley – Jailhouse Rock

33. The Beatles – I am the Walrus

32. Simon and Garfunkel – The Boxer

31. Metallica – Enter Sandman

30. The Beatles – Yellow Submarine

29. Pixies – Where Is My Mind?

28. Gloria Gaynor – I will Survive

27. Deep Purple – Soldier of Fortune

26. Michael Jackson Thriller

25. Eagles Desperado

24. Elvis Presley – Blue Suede Shoes

23. Bob Dylan – Lay Lady Lay

22. The Beatles – Ob-La-di Ob-La-dah

21. Powderfinger – These Days

20. Creedance Clearwater Revival – Proud Mary

19. White Stripes – Seven Nation Army

18. Elton John – Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

17. Janis Joplin – Me and Bobbie McGee

16. The Beach Boys – California Girls

15. Roy Orbison – Pretty Woman

14. Eric Clapton – Cocaine

13. Radiohead – Creep

12. The Beatles – Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

11. REM – Everybody Hurts

10. Joni Mitchell – Big Yellow Taxi

9. The Beatles – Yesterday

8. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Under The Bridge

7. Bob Dylan – Blowin’ in the Wind

6. Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody

5. Radiohead – Paranoid Android

4. Pink Floyd – Another Brick in the Wall

3. Jeff Buckley – Hallelujah

2. Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven

1. Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit

plus

The Worst Rock Merchandise EVER.

You’ll find more weird merch and crazy fan tributes @ each link.

10. Kurt Cobain Doll

My doll, my doll, don't you lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?

My doll, my doll, don’t you lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?

9. The Metallica Pizza

The To Hell and Back Pizza with that burning Metallica after-taste.

The To Hell and Back Pizza
with that burning Metallica after-taste.

8. Nick Cave Push Puppet

But when I crawl into your arms Everything, it comes tumbling down

But when I crawl into your arms
Everything, it comes tumbling down

7. Bob Dylan Baby Suit

And watch out for whatever is ‘blowin’ in the wind too.

And watch out for whatever is ‘blowin’ in the wind too.

6. Butchering The Beatles LP

I wanna hold your LIVER.

I wanna hold your LIVER.

5. Elvis Zombie Tattoo

Oh, my love, my darling I’ve hungered for your brain!

Oh, my love, my darling
I’ve hungered for your brain!

4. Sid Vicious Doll

Vomit sold separately

Vomit sold separately

3. Yellow Submarine John Lennon Doll

John Lennon Doll with Creepy Creature.  It could be named Yoko, not sure.

John Lennon Doll with Creepy Creature.
It could be named Yoko, not sure.

2. Michael Jackson Doll with Extra Hands

A Michael Jackson Doll with 9 extra hands.  That's freaking creepy.

A Michael Jackson Doll with 9 extra hands.
That’s freaking creepy.

1. Radiohead Thom Yorke Nipple Tattoo

'I couldn’t look you in the eye’ lyrics taken to another level altogether.

‘I couldn’t look you in the eye’ lyrics taken to another level altogether.

You can get all the Killer Kitsch you want, at Mad Madusa’s Restaurant.

38a globe s&p

Callin’ out around the world–

38b guitars&p

Are you ready for a brand new beat?

sunbathers s&p

Summer’s here and the time is right

38d rock 'n roll s&p

For dancin? in the streets.

38e chicago s&p

They’re dancin? in Chicago,

38f New Orleans s&p

Down in New Orleans,

38g NY s&p

Up in New York City.

38h tango 2 s&p

All we need is music (sweet music),

38i tango s&p

Sweet music (sweet music).

young couple s&p

There’ll be music everywhere (everywhere);

mis couple s&p

There’ll be swingin’, and swayin’, and records playin’

Old couple s&p

And dancin’ in the streets.

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Weird Mamas and Papas  Tributes:

We have to assume that The Mamas and the Papas fans are Grandmamas and Grandpapas now. There are not too many crazy fans out there, nevertheless …… 

Mamas and papas tattoo

This is a Mamas and Papas Tatt (See code below)

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Weird Mamas and Papas  Merch:

dedicated shirt

Must be love … 

 M1 mama cass doll

Ooooo! A fat doll. Is that allowed?

With any luck she’ll eat Barbie for lunch.

M2 HOt wheels

WTF!

What has CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’ got to do 

with little toy cars????

Mr.P Dream A Little Dream of me-low

And, ah, what DO you call that sort of dream?

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Broke, busted, disgusted, agents can’t be trusted … and, sadly,  46 years later we know,  California Dreamin’ never became a reality. ‘

39a duke box  S&P     shopelvis

 

39c hound dog 1

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog

39e hound dog 5

 

cryin’ all the time.

39d hound dog 2

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog

dog s&p 2cryin’ all the time.

caught a rabbit

 Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit

39g dog s&p

and you ain’t no friend of mine.

39h S&P elvis guitar  shoelvis………………………………………………………………

Weird Elvis Merch:

It’s one for the money ….. two for the money … three for the money … etc

zombie Elvis merch

Take home your very own Zombie Elvis head.

Zombie elvis bag

Wouldn’t Zombie Elvis like peanut butter sandwiches

rather than brains?

M1 Elvis DuckI just wanna be your bathtub duck!

M2 M&M Elvis Xmas decoration

It is the Elvis M&M Xmas decoration!

This is so wrong in so many ways

it makes the Zombie Elvis head look good. 

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Weird Elvis Tributes:

Elvis fans are a little weird, right? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

T2 Elvis sandsculpture 1

Well, you can knock me down
Step in my face …..

Zombie Elvis tatt

Oh, my love, my darling
I’ve hungered for your touch

….. actually, I’ve hungered for your brain!!!

zombie elvis tatt 2

Don’t step on my blue suede ,um, face!

Elvis dog

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog 

… taken a step too far.

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Well, do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh
Honey, lay off of my Elvis’.

Come

40a lawn mower guy s&p

as you are

40b remote tv man s&p

as you were

as I want you to be

40c bbq man s&p

as a friend

as a friend

40d prisoner s&p

as an old enemy

take your time

hurry up

the choice is your

don’t be late

40e resting turn cop s&p

take a rest

40f cop s&p

as a friend

as an old memoria

memoria

memoria

memoria

 

 

and I swear

40g cop s&p

that I don’t have a gun

40h cop sleep s&p

no I don’t have a gun

40i cop s&p

no I don’t have a gun

no I don’t have a gun

 

memoria

memoria

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Weird Kurt Cobain Tributes:

T1 Kirk Cobain

Skinny Kurt Cappaccino

T2 kurt cobain flickriver

OK, doll! Where did you sleep last night?

T3 kurt_cobai my little pony

Kurt Cobain My Little Pony Tribute

The first My Little Pony who ‘Hates itself and wants to die‘.

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Weird Kurt Cobain Merch:

 M3 Kirt cobain christmasJesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam, 

He wants me for a Christmas Decoration.

M2 nirvana watch

The Man Who Sold the World 

… also does a line in cute Kurt watches.

Kurt candle

Sacred Heart of Kurt Candle

Light my candles in a daze ’cause I’ve found god

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Who thought up the Kurt Cobain My Little Pony? No. I don’t have a gun just when I need one’ 

37a beach bucket s&p

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

37b fun land

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,

37c cute kissing boy & girl s&p

Little Jackie paper loved that rascal puff,

37d cute dragons&p

And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

 

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,

 

37e boat s7p

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail

37f dragon 2 s&p

Jackie kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail,

37g king s&p

Noble kings and princes would bow whenever they came,

37h pirate ship s&p

Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!

 

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,

 

37i puff 4 s&p

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys

37j nerd & cool s&p

Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.

37k biker s&p

One grey night it happened, Jackie paper came no more

37l dragon 3 s&p

And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

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Weird Peter, Paul and Mary tributes:

Puff the Magic Dragon is, allegedly, a song tribute to smoking dope ie. puff, dragon (as in drag on or take a drag) … but the killer line is the name of his sidekick … Little Jackie Paper! More.

Here are some fan tributes of dubious merit.

Piff the magic dragon SMH

Piff the magic dragon SMH

Puff's Power Girls Emma's Expat Adventures Blog

Puff’s Power Girls Emma’s Expat Adventures Blog

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Weird Peter, Paul and Mary merch:

M 1 puff 2

 Puff the Magic Dragon gets paranoia by the sea!

M 2 puff 1

 

Light yer own spliff … a stoner’s dream

M 3 puff rideSo kiddies can frolic in the supermarket mist

Fake Bananas: 

Madam Madusa says When I was just a lad of ten, my father said to me, come here and take a lesson from Little Jackie paper who loves that rascal puff, and makes things with sealing wax and other crazy stuff. Or have I confused the lyrics?


36a  jesus tv

I don’t believe in an interventionist God

36b jesus 2 s&p

But I know, darling, that you do

36c praying hands s&p

But if I did I would kneel down and ask Him

36d jesus  S&p

 

Not to intervene when it came to you

36e hair s&p

Not to touch a hair on your head

36f boy girl 6 s&p

To leave you as you are

36g s&p boymeetsgirl  anon

And if He felt He had to direct you

36h-i-sp-girl

36h-i-sp-boy

Then direct you into my arms

36h-i-sp-girl

………….36h-i-sp-boy

Into my arms, O Lord

36jboy girl s&p 7

Into my arms, O Lord

36k boy girl s&p

Into my arms, O Lord

36h, i  s&p love

Into my arms …

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Weird Nick Cave Merch:

M1 mens-loverman-t-shirt-white

Loverman with Love-Tackle. Self-Portrait

No wonder he wants more, more, more.

M2 Nick Cave thum_puppet_demo

NIck Cave Push Puppet

But when I crawl into your arms
Everything, it comes tumbling down

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Weird Nick Cave Tributes:

Nick Cave, it seems, has inspired as many caricatures as his fellow gloom meister the Grim Reaper. Here are just a few:

T1 Art Leonard Cohen Consoles Nick Cave by Ben Smith

Sorrows pile up around (him)

by Ben Smith

M3 Nick_Cave Iran Cartoon

ugly

T2 Nick Cave Boatright Art

useless

by Boatright Art

T4 nick_cave caricature SEbastian Kruger

and over inflated.

by Sebastian Kruger

Meanwhile …………………………

T6 nickcaveholdinganickdoll1fgdf

Here is Mr Gloom with Gloomy Mini-Me Doll.

Fans, just ain’t no good. I think that’s well understood

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But wait there is even more gloom in this weird tribute…..

Picture 1

Mr Gloom playing ‘people just ain’t no good’

in Shrek II

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Mr Cave, you are a mystery to me every time (a new album) comes around.’