I am Madusa, the mad bitch Goddess of Brutal Reality.
Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.
Be Real. Obey.
I, mad mad Madusa, say DO UNTO YOUR OWN FACE WHAT YOU WISH.
If you want to look like a reupholstered ferret, go right ahead, Ferret Face.
Some medicos grab the $$$$ treating those with faked up views of their own bodies – BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER – to create FREAKY FOLK.
Are these FREAKY FOLK? You decide.
The Muppet-Me Makeover