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This piece began as a parody of  the classic American spiritual song ‘He’s got he whole world in his hands’ and then got terribly distracted.

He’s got the whole world on his butt

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She’s got the whole world on her butt

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She’s got a big mutt on her butt.

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He’s got Disney world on his buns

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He’s got Disney world on his buns

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He’s got some big guns on his buns

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He’s got a big joke on his arse

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He’s got a big joke on his arse

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He’s got some long grass on his arse

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She’s got college kid’s world on her bum

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He’s got college kids world on his bum

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She’s got the party drum on her bum.

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He’s got gamer’s world on his rear

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He’s got gamer’s world on his rear

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She’s got a cute bear on her rear

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She’s got make-believe on her tush

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She’s got make-believe on her tush

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He’s got a George Bush on his tush

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Acknowledgements: Amaaazing tattoos sourced @: 1 world oddee, 2 map  tattoospicturegallery, 3 wolf   rate my tattoo, 4 save elmo  buzzfeed, 5 dwarfs  i-am-bored, 6 gun butt  comedycentra, 7 alma fudd   rankmytattoo, 8 simpson butt  43things, 9 motor mower   collegehumor, 10grass  collegehumor, 11 drink    rankmytattoos, 12 bongo bottom  myfirstbodypainting, 13 pacman butt  tattoodonkey, 14 mario bros  kotaku, 15 bear  tattoodonkey, 16 fairy   bouncinbards,  17 tree butt  gegek, 18 bushbutt  lolviral, 19 the end collegehumor.

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How many kinds of sweet flowers grow

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In an English country garden?

We’ll tell you now of some that we know


Those we miss you’ll surely pardon


Daffodils,

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heart’s ease

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and phlox


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Meadowsweet

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and lady smocks


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Gentian,

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lupin

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and tall hollyhocks


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Roses,

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foxgloves,

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snowdrops,

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forget-me-nots


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In an English country garden

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How many insects come here and go


In an English country garden?


We’ll tell you now of some that we know


Those we miss you’ll surely pardon


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Fireflies,

 .

moths

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and bees


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Spiders climbing in the trees


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Butterflies drift in the gentle breeze


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There are snakes,

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ants that sting


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And other creeping things


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In an English country garden

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How many songbirds fly to and fro


In an English country garden?


We’ll tell you now of some that we know


Those we miss you’ll surely pardon


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Bobolink,

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cuckoo

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and quail


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Tanager

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and cardinal
Bluebird,

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lark,

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thrush

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and nightingale


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There is joy in the spring


When the birds begin to sing


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In an English country garden

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