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With apologies to Joe Darion and all Man of La Mancha Devotees.

 

To dream … the impossible dream …

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To fight … the unbeatable foe …

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To bear … with unbearable sorrow …

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To run … where the brave dare not go …

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To right … the unrightable wrong …

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To love … pure and chaste from afar …

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To try … when your arms are too weary …

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To fill … the unfillable bra …

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This is my quest, to fill up that bra …

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No matter how hopeless, no matter how far …

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 To fight for a bust, without question or pause …

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To be willing to march into Hell, for a Heavenly cause …

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And I know though I’m flat assed too, with a glorious bust,

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That my heart will lie peaceful and calm,

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when I’m laid to my rest …

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And the world will be better for this:

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That one girl, scorned for undersized bras,

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Still strove, with her last ounce of courage,

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To fill … the unfillable bra …

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madussa says ‘Thanks for the Mammaries’.

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