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Madam Madusa says ‘Stranger Danger don’t get no stranger than grown men in bunny suits.

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Here are the Top Ten Ugliest Boots in the World:

1. The Al-Gore-Stop-Stalking-Me!-I’m-like-so-Ready-for-the-Rising-Sea-Levels Boot

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2. Ruby-Don’t-Take-Your-Bed-to-Town boot

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3. The Boot-skootin’-‘n-skatin’-Roller-Rodeo  Cowboy Boot

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4. The Cloven-H Boot (only comes in one size: 666)

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5. These Boots are Made for Freakin’ Aliens

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6. The Nobody-Loves-a-Smart-Ass-Joggin’-Cowboy Boot

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7. The Ugg Scuff for the Yobbo Princess

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8. The Cling-Wrap Girl-Leg Twin Pack

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9. The Push-Me-Pull-You boot for Two Faced Folk

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10. The Look-at-Me-I’m-A-Cripple-Too Fake Leg Boot

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madussa says ‘ Never squat with your spurs on and never ever tap dance in cement shoes.’

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Acknowledgements: Punchy pics from:

1 10 inch heel  fahsionmodel, 2 awesomely-bad-cowboy-boots   incredinble things, 2 awesomely-bad-cowboy-boots   incredible things, 3 roller boot from incrediblethings, 4 bizarre hoof boots suzanziballetheels, 5 stilt boots poshposh, 6 awesomely-bad-cowboy-boots 2  incrediblethings, 7 Louis Vuitton boots shine, 8 funny clear boot lolpics, 9 two way boots bizarrebytes, 10 fake leg footwear-pradas-mary-jane-boots-have-built-in-shoes

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This is a parody of Strangers in the Night written by Bert Kaempfert, Eddie Snyder and Charles Singleton and made famous by Old Blue Eyes, Frank Sinatra in 1966 when it became a No. 1 hit on the USA singles charts.

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It is also a satire of  Santa, the Easter Bunny; crazy sports mascots, one-eyed football fans, pro-wrestlers and fancy dress fanatics, who  sacrifice their dignity, and possibly their sanity, for our entertainment.

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Strange ones in the night

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exchanging glances

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Worrying in the night

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what were the chances

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I’d be terrified before the night was through

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Something in your eyes was so disturbing

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Something in you smile was so unnerving

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Something in my heart told me to run from you

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Strange ones in the night

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Such loony people, they are strange ones in the night

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Up to the moment when I said my first aw-O, little did I know

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Fear was just a glance away,

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a creepy sort of hug away

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Ever since that night I’ve locked the front door

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Stalker go away,

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I can’t take no more.

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You turned out a fright,

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a strange one in the night

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Scooby-dooby-doo ……

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Stranger Danger don’t get no stranger than grown men in bunny suits.’

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Acknowledgements: Cool Costume pics from: 1 creepy pooh bear  tokyohotelinternational, 2 worst-sci-fi-costumes-ever-32   thechive, 3 crazy fans NLF   thechive, 4 crying old guy anaon, 5 mad hatter  pubsub, 6 santa  wildammo, 7 Easter-Bunny  bitrebels, 8 Ronald McDonald   youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily, 9 heads   whataboutwatermelon, 10 dutch football fans  funnychill, 11  creepy mascot  haloalo, 12 cucumbers halohalo, 12a santa 2  holytaco, 13 creepy costumes thechive, 14 fightingokra delta state uni    funtuna, 5 ghoul guy  exfinity, 16 sullivansatanist  wrestlingarsenal, 17 mexican wrestler  whatcostumesme, 18 Scooby Doo    unrealitymag.

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