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What these crazy wedding cake toppers are trying to say?

In the next photo

I’ll balance your balls on my nose.

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With this, ah, ring I thee wed.

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My Heart will go on,

but my liver’s had it.

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Ha! I’ve hooked your Wedding Tackle!

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OMG! Ken, you’re right. You haven’t got one!

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Do you think it’s going to rain, dear?

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Now for the bridal toast:

Open Up the Legos

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘I thought the people I knew were normal until I married one’.

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Why worry your pretty little heads about cleaning up after Fluffy or Woofy

when you can have your very own

SOLAR MEERKATS.

They wobble.

They glo-in-the-dark.

They go nicely with your glo-in-the-dark pith helmet

and  life-sized, inflatable David Attenborough!

Buy @ Solar Powered Meerkats

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Bewarned: This is what those ad gurus call meerkating to the masses.’

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What a Hoot!

Now you can have your very own owl

just like Harry Potter’s owl,

Hedwig.

It hoots. It wobbles. It’s eyes glo-in-the-dark.

And – as in the ad – it terrifies cartoon cats!

Buy @ Solar Products

Or, why not buy 2 and have a lovely pair of HOOTERS.

But if you want your owl, say, Hedwacked,  to deliver letters

like Hedwig, attach a letter to him

with a rubber band and throw it at the postman.

(If the postman gets angry,just

hide under your glo-in-the-dark solar-powered invisibility cape)

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Owl be seeing you/In all the old familiar places / That this heart of mine embraces / All day through … and now at night/ ‘cos I’m solar too!!!!

with apologies to Jimmy Durante.

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Now you too can Toucan with these solar jungle birds.

And there is nothing like a glo-in-the dark cockatoo!

Ha!

Buy @ Solar Jungle Birds

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Polly might be pretty but you can’t beat a glo-in-the-dark shag on a rock.’

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