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Parody of Stuck in the Middle With You, a 1972 hit song by the folk rock band Stealers Wheel.

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,

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I got the feeling that something ain’t right,

I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,

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And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,

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Clowns to the left of me,

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Jokers to the right, here I am,

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Stuck in the middle with you.

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Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,

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And I’m wondering what it is I should do,

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It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,

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Losing control, yeah, I’m all over the place,

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Clowns to the left of me,

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Jokers to the right,

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Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

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Well you started out with nothing,

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And you’re proud that you’re a self made girl,

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And your friends, they all come crawlin,

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Slap you on the back and say,

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Please…. Please…..

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Trying to make some sense of it all,

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But I can see that it makes no sense at all,

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Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,

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‘Cause I don’t think that I can take anymore

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Princess Beatrice Doll

Clowns to the left of me,

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Jokers to the right,

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Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

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Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,

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I got the feeling that something ain’t right,

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I’m so scared, should I bump one off one’s throne?

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Or sit at home playing with my cell phone?

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Clowns to the left of me,

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Jokers to the right, here I am,

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Stuck in the middle with you,

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Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,

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Stuck in the middle with you.

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Acknowledgements of Awesome knits:

1 will & kate theknitter, 2 knit zombie gigisoddsandends, 3 knitted chair etsy, 4 knit stair deviantart, 5 footmen Knit Your Own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble, 6 prince harry doll ditto, 7 engaged couple the examiner, 8 Royal Wedding 2 Knit Your Own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble, 9 naked man russell-tovey, 9a man doll anonymous, 10 unstuffed doll anonymous, 11a knitted bishop Knit Your Own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble, 11b knit russell brand  whatthemovie, 12 knit royal kiss thetelegraph, 13 beachbabe doll etsy, 14 kate-knit-wedding Country Living, 15 knit punk doll t0.gstatic, 16 knitted pink redbubble, 17 zombie please daioy chump, 18 zombie 2 t0.gstatic, 19 confused doll awesometwilightmusings, 20 knit floor itsonrandom, 21 munch scream doll kaboodle, 22a princess beatrice barbie t1.gstatic, 22b dame edna westerndollmaker, 23 knit yr own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble, 24 knit in bed bohaychronicles, 25 knit naked harriet1, 26 queen on chair Knit Your Own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble, 27 knit iphone 2 crunchgear, 28 Camilla & Charles dolls Fiona Goble, 29 morrissey doll busymitts, 30 kate & w close oohlalascrap, 31 knit yr own Royal Wedding, 32 knit kiss Knit Your Own Royal Wedding Fiona Goble

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