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Experienced wildlife filmmaker Chris Palmer shocked the public when he exposed some of the tricks used by nature filmmakers in his book Shooting in the Wild: An insider’s account of making movies in the animal kingdom.

The ‘wild’ wolves in the IMAX film, Wolves, were rented from a wildlife park and released from cages in the game park. A wolf could cost US$5,000 to rent.

Meanwhile, Chris told The New Scientist ‘One classic trick involves hiding jellybeans in carcasses. If you see a bear feeding on a dead elk in a film, you can be pretty sure that the bear was hired from a game farm and is looking for sweets hidden in the carcass by the film-makers.’


Yum! Film Crew! They Shoulda Brung the Jelly Beans

See also ABC News

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Rent-A-Rat could be a for a nature doco or where you find an online date.’

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TVs are Bad.

TVs are Ugly.

The solution???

Hide them in even

 uglier decor.


1. The Invasion of the Creepy Underbed Brain Snatchers!

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2. The World’s Ugliest TV Camouflage Cabinet

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3. Burn the DVD: Real Flame with Home Entertainment Centre

More @ Living Direct

4.  Fake Fireplace but the TV is hot?

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5. OMG! I look like a NCIS Corpse in my Bathroom Mirror TV

More @ HIdden TV

6. Mirror! Mirror on the Wall Who’s the Ugliest TV of All

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7. Over My Dead Body  Coffin Stacker TV Cabinet

8. Bugger the TV. Just Hide the Liquor


9. It’s Hell in my Padded Cell

more @ Elite

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa asks ‘If your life was a TV show would you watch it or click it off?’

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Yeah! Yeah! I’m a Mary Poppin’s Pooch in a strong wind.

Funny thing though. I get to pee at the top of the lamp post. Nice.

bat dog

Na nanananana Bat Dog!

Catwomen be afraid. Be very afraid.

o-MICHAEL-JACKSON-DOG-570

My owner says I’m Michael Jackson

Sooo not true. I’m Russell Brand.

fire engine corgi

How do I put out fires? Don’t ask.

It’s pathetic! I asked for Armani and they gave me this!

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I’m a poodle House Frau cross. That makes me a Froodle!!!!!

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The humiliation. Oh, the humiliation! I’m a Hello Kitty Chihuahua!

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Some are mad and some are truly BARKING MAD!’.

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With apologies to Joe Darion and all Man of La Mancha Devotees.

 

To dream … the impossible dream …

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To fight … the unbeatable foe …

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To bear … with unbearable sorrow …

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To run … where the brave dare not go …

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To right … the unrightable wrong …

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To love … pure and chaste from afar …

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To try … when your arms are too weary …

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To fill … the unfillable bra …

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This is my quest, to fill up that bra …

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No matter how hopeless, no matter how far …

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 To fight for a bust, without question or pause …

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To be willing to march into Hell, for a Heavenly cause …

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And I know though I’m flat assed too, with a glorious bust,

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That my heart will lie peaceful and calm,

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when I’m laid to my rest …

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And the world will be better for this:

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That one girl, scorned for undersized bras,

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Still strove, with her last ounce of courage,

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To fill … the unfillable bra …

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madussa says ‘Thanks for the Mammaries’.

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Why worry your pretty little heads about cleaning up after Fluffy or Woofy

when you can have your very own

SOLAR MEERKATS.

They wobble.

They glo-in-the-dark.

They go nicely with your glo-in-the-dark pith helmet

and  life-sized, inflatable David Attenborough!

Buy @ Solar Powered Meerkats

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Bewarned: This is what those ad gurus call meerkating to the masses.’

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What a Hoot!

Now you can have your very own owl

just like Harry Potter’s owl,

Hedwig.

It hoots. It wobbles. It’s eyes glo-in-the-dark.

And – as in the ad – it terrifies cartoon cats!

Buy @ Solar Products

Or, why not buy 2 and have a lovely pair of HOOTERS.

But if you want your owl, say, Hedwacked,  to deliver letters

like Hedwig, attach a letter to him

with a rubber band and throw it at the postman.

(If the postman gets angry,just

hide under your glo-in-the-dark solar-powered invisibility cape)

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Owl be seeing you/In all the old familiar places / That this heart of mine embraces / All day through … and now at night/ ‘cos I’m solar too!!!!

with apologies to Jimmy Durante.

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Now you too can Toucan with these solar jungle birds.

And there is nothing like a glo-in-the dark cockatoo!

Ha!

Buy @ Solar Jungle Birds

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Polly might be pretty but you can’t beat a glo-in-the-dark shag on a rock.’

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