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40. The Mamas and The Papas – Dancing in the streets
Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged All the leaves are brown, California dreaming, crazy, Dancing in the streets, Dedicated to theones I love, Dream a little dream, fans, Hot Wheels, It's getting better, Mama Cass Doll, Mama Cass Elliot, merch, Monday Monday, tattoos, The Mamas and The Papas, The Top 40 Salt and Pepper Shakers of Rock and Roll on October 21, 2013| 2 Comments »
Fake Bananas:
34. Elvis Presley – Jailhouse Rock
Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged Bad Elvis robot, Blue suede shoes salt and pepper shakers, crazy, Elvis Animatronic, Elvis Christmas decoration, Elvis dog costume, Elvis Poochly, Elvis Presley - Blue Suede Shoes, Elvis robot, Elvis Sungalsses, Elvis Turtle, Elvise, fans, Impersonator, Jailhouse Rock, Robo Elvis, The King, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Kitsch, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Salt and Pepper Shakers, Top 40 Rock Merch, Top 40 Salt and pepper shaker, Top 40 Salt and Pepper Shakers of Rock and Roll, tributes, Ugly, weird', Worst Elvis Merch, Worst Elvis Tributes on August 16, 2013| 2 Comments »
The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing
You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock.
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Weird Elvis Tributes:
Love me tortoise, love me do.
Elvis Christmas Tree Topper ….
O Star of Wonder, Star of Might
A pooch, a pooch a burnin’ love!
Weird Elvis Merch:
She’s not You,
And you’re not him even with the dodgy side burns.
Devils in disguise, perhaps?
Mr Potato Head Presely
Love Me Tender, Love me New
Roasted, fried or stewed!
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Fake Bananas:
Madam Madusa asks ‘How can they be so cruel to a heart that’s true?’
33. The Beatles – I am the Walrus
Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged Album, art, beatles, Beatles in breakfast food, Beatles S&P, Butchering the Beatles, crazy, fans, I am the Walrus, mad, merch, The Beatles in Salt and Pepper Shakers', The Beatles Joke, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Kitsch, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Salt and Pepper Shakers, Top 40 Salt and pepper shaker, tributes, weird', Worst beatles collectibles, Worst Beatles Merch on August 15, 2013| 2 Comments »
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
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Weird Beatles Tributes:
Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band …
not so lonely this time round
at the London Olympics.
John Lennon possibly composing the lyrics ….
Help me if you can I’m feeling …
like an idiot, chilly, breezy, like a dick
… down!!!
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Weird Beatles Merch:
I wanna hold your … yellow prong thing.
Paul with sucking monster .. named, let me see, Heather?
This album suggests The Fool on the Hill has gone postal again.
I saw her sanding there at the Sand Sculpture Festival Timmendorfer Strand beach, Germany.
Beatles in Breakfast food
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Fake Bananas:
Madam Madusa says ‘Obviously, its bean a hard day’s night.’
32. Simon and Garfunkel – The Boxer
Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged bad taste, boxer salt and pepper shakers, crazy, fans, funny, I am just a poor boy, impersonators, Kill the bastards, merchandise, postcard, Simon and Garfunkel, Simon and Garfunkel T-shirt, Sounds of Silence, T-shirt, The Boxer, They're on pot, top 40, Top 40 Bad Taste Merch, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Kitsch, Top 40 Salt and pepper shaker, Top 40 Salt and Pepper Shakers of Rock and Roll, tributes, Weird merch, weird' on August 13, 2013| 2 Comments »
Then I’m laying out my winter clothes
And wishing I was gone
Going home
Where the New York City winters aren’t bleeding me
Bleeding me, going home
In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of ev’ry glove that layed him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
“I am leaving, I am leaving”
But the fighter still remains.
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Weird Simon & Garfunkel Merch:
Mrs Robinson sold separately with Dustin Hoffman doll
sporting removable white y-fronts.
Expect a few fights then ……
I went out to look for America and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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Weird Simon & Garfunkel Tributes:
Simon and Garfunkel are, apparently, the group mostly likely to inspire bad impersonations … all it takes is a mo, a cap and a wig.
The hair may be attached to the cap in both cases.
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Here’s a cute Simon & Garfunkel SONG tribute. Guess which one?
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Fake Bananas:
Madam Madusa says ‘And in the naked light I saw 10,000 bad haircuts, maybe more’.
29. Pixies – Where Is My Mind?
Posted in Crazy Kitsch, tagged crazy, fans, Monkey gone to heavin, Pixies, Pixies - Where Is My Mind?, Pixies merch, Pixies t-shirts, Pixies tribute, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Kitsch, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Salt and Pepper Shakers, Weird pixies tribute, where is my mind installation, Where is my mind tribute, worst on July 29, 2013| 1 Comment »
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse and you’ll ask yourself
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Way out in the water
See it swimming
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Weird Pixies Tribute:
Good Question.
Oooo! That tatt would hurt!
This installation by artist Jaime Lopez of 200 Helium Balloons
almost seems the easy way out.
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Weird Pixies Merch:
Death to the Pixies Ts and shoes seems a
weird fan purchase.
But this is the age of irony.
Death to the Pixies was the title of a compilation album.
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