Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman
I don’t believe you, you’re not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy
Pretty woman, won’t you pardon me
Pretty woman, I couldn’t help see
Pretty woman
That you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me
Wow!
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Worst Roy Orbison Tribute:
Wink, Texas just near Kermit aka Frogtown
As they said ‘If we’d known he was gonna be famous,
we wouldna pulled it down.’
Least he gets his own museum.
Opening Hours: By Appointment only
Maybe if you stood at the door singing ‘Crying…..’
They might reconsider.
Worst Pretty Woman Merch:
Julia Roberts as Hooker Barbie
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Fake Bananas: 
Madam Madusa says ‘When I look at this crazy world sometimes I think ONLY the LONELY are the smart ones.’
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