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with Mad Mad Madusa

Hello my pretties,

I am Madusa, the mad bitch Goddess of Brutal Reality.

Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.

Be Real. Obey.

I, mad mad Madusa, say DO UNTO YOUR OWN FACE WHAT YOU WISH.

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If you want to look like a reupholstered ferret, go right ahead, Ferret Face.

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Some medicos grab the $$$$ treating those with faked up views of their own bodies – BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER – to create FREAKY FOLK.

Are these FREAKY FOLK? You decide.

Jocelyn Wildenstein

The Inflate-a-date-ectomy!

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Donatella Versace

The Muppet-Me Makeover

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Mickey Rourke

The Donatella-oscopy

Melanie Giffiths

Botoxic Shock

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Nip ‘n Tuck Queen Cher

My Plastic Surgeon Made Lady Gaga Outa My Leftovers!!!!

Fake Bananas: 

Madam Madusa says ‘ The secret to my youthful complexion is to use a very old photograph.’

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