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Hello my pretties,
I am Madusa, the mad bitch Goddess of Brutal Reality.
Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.
Be Real. Obey.
I, mad mad Madusa, say DO UNTO YOUR OWN FACE WHAT YOU WISH.
If you want to look like a reupholstered ferret, go right ahead, Ferret Face.
Some medicos grab the $$$$ treating those with faked up views of their own bodies – BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER – to create FREAKY FOLK.
Are these FREAKY FOLK? You decide.
The Muppet-Me Makeover
Nip ‘n Tuck Queen Cher
My Plastic Surgeon Made Lady Gaga Outa My Leftovers!!!!
Madam Madusa says ‘ The secret to my youthful complexion is to use a very old photograph.’
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Experienced wildlife filmmaker Chris Palmer shocked the public when he exposed some of the tricks used by nature filmmakers in his book Shooting in the Wild: An insider’s account of making movies in the animal kingdom.
The ‘wild’ wolves in the IMAX film, Wolves, were rented from a wildlife park and released from cages in the game park. A wolf could cost US$5,000 to rent.
Meanwhile, Chris told The New Scientist ‘One classic trick involves hiding jellybeans in carcasses. If you see a bear feeding on a dead elk in a film, you can be pretty sure that the bear was hired from a game farm and is looking for sweets hidden in the carcass by the film-makers.’
Yum! Film Crew! They Shoulda Brung the Jelly Beans
See also ABC News
Madam Madusa says ‘Rent-A-Rat could be a for a nature doco or where you find an online date.’
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