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This is a parody, my little Sweeties, of  ‘You light up my life’ written by Joe Brooks and it became a hit in 1977 when sung by Debby Boone, daughter of Mr Nice-Guy crooner Pat Boone.

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You light up my loo

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You give me soap

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To carry on

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You light up my toes

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‘n light my nose all night long

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You light up my lashes

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You zap my zits 


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Bulldoze each scar 


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You brighten my butt 


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‘n Hollywood my bra

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You light up my date 


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You gave him hope 


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That he might score


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I thought otherwise 


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And so he hit the floor.

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He wasn’t put off 


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He married me 
 


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You light our sex life 


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You light up our fish 


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We catch loads

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And ev’ry Christmas 


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The power grid explodes.

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Fake Bananas:

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Madam Madusa says ‘With your new night glo brain … every time you think a light shines out your ears. Guess, we’ll still be left in the dark then! ‘

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