Parody of When A Man Loves a Woman sung by Percy Sledge in 1966. Lyrics by Calvin Lewis.
When a man loves …
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… a woman
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Can’t keep his mind on nothing else
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He’ll trade the world
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For the good thing he’s found
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If she’s bad he can’t see it
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She can do no wrong
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Turn his back on his best friend
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If he put her down
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When a man …
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… loves a woman
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Spend his very last dime
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Tryin’ to hold on to what he needs
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He’d give up all his comfort
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Sleep out in the rain
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If she said that’s the way it ought to be
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Well, this man …
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..loves a woman
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I gave you everything I had
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Tryin’ to hold on to your precious love
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Baby, please don’t treat me bad
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Yes when a man …
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… loves a woman
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I know exactly how he feels
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‘Cause baby, baby, baby, you’re my world
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Fake Bananas: 
Madam Madusa says ‘Let’s sing a song for Brad. For he’s a Jolie good fellow’.
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Acknowledgments: Fab pics came from:
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