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Office Monkeys need desktop toys:

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… for grooming as no one else will scratch their balls.

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… to ape Brian Eno in the office.

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… to ape a midget Brian Eno in the office.

I am a finger drummer … Pom pompa pom pom.

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… ‘cos if they don’t get that raise soon they can blow their brains out

with office coffee.

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… so they can own a badass pen that has bigger balls than them.

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… to film WWF Thumb Slap Down on their Desk Cam

with Hulk Thumkin Vs The Little Rock.

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… ‘cos a dog humping USB is hilarious. The dog dodo mouse is on order.

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… ‘cos they can’t take their eyeballs off any boob that moves in the office

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… because they need a (solar-powered nodding) friend.

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… to keep them entertained in captivity.

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Fake Bananas:

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Madam Madussa says ‘Desktop toys are dumb and you ARE an Office Monkey if you start playing with your own crap. ‘

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Acknowledgements: Desktop Toy Pics from: 1 ball scratcher  anon, 2 creative-office-drummstick-pencil     demilked, 3 finger_drums   thinkgeek, 4 gunmug   prankplace, 5 swearing pen   prankplace, 6 prothumbwrestling   coolest-gadgets, 7 dog humping usb   techfresh, 8 knockers   gizmodo, 9 solar nodding chimp  thisnext, 10 waste basket-basketball   anon.

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