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with Mad Mad Madusa

Hello my pretties,

I am Madusa, the mad bitch Goddess of Brutal Reality.

Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.

Be Real. Obey.

I, mad mad Madusa, say DO UNTO YOUR OWN FACE WHAT YOU WISH.

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If you want to look like a reupholstered ferret, go right ahead, Ferret Face.

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Some medicos grab the $$$$ treating those with faked up views of their own bodies – BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER – to create FREAKY FOLK.

Are these FREAKY FOLK? You decide.

Jocelyn Wildenstein

The Inflate-a-date-ectomy!

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Donatella Versace

The Muppet-Me Makeover

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Mickey Rourke

The Donatella-oscopy

Melanie Giffiths

Botoxic Shock

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Nip ‘n Tuck Queen Cher

My Plastic Surgeon Made Lady Gaga Outa My Leftovers!!!!

Fake Bananas: 

Madam Madusa says ‘ The secret to my youthful complexion is to use a very old photograph.’

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with Mad Mad Madusa

mad mad madusa widgetHello My Pretties,

I am Madusa, the mad bitch Godess of Brutal Reality.

Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.

Be Real. Obey.

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At last, here it is …

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The Top 40  Salt and Pepper Shakers

of Rock and Roll:

40. The Mamas and The Papas – Dancing in the streets

39. Elvis Presley – Hound Dog

38. Nirvana – Come As You Are

37. Peter, Paul and Mary – Puff the Magic Dragon

36. Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds – Into My Arms

35. The Sex Pistols – God Save the Queen

34. Elvis Presley – Jailhouse Rock

33. The Beatles – I am the Walrus

32. Simon and Garfunkel – The Boxer

31. Metallica – Enter Sandman

30. The Beatles – Yellow Submarine

29. Pixies – Where Is My Mind?

28. Gloria Gaynor – I will Survive

27. Deep Purple – Soldier of Fortune

26. Michael Jackson Thriller

25. Eagles Desperado

24. Elvis Presley – Blue Suede Shoes

23. Bob Dylan – Lay Lady Lay

22. The Beatles – Ob-La-di Ob-La-dah

21. Powderfinger – These Days

20. Creedance Clearwater Revival – Proud Mary

19. White Stripes – Seven Nation Army

18. Elton John – Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

17. Janis Joplin – Me and Bobbie McGee

16. The Beach Boys – California Girls

15. Roy Orbison – Pretty Woman

14. Eric Clapton – Cocaine

13. Radiohead – Creep

12. The Beatles – Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

11. REM – Everybody Hurts

10. Joni Mitchell – Big Yellow Taxi

9. The Beatles – Yesterday

8. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Under The Bridge

7. Bob Dylan – Blowin’ in the Wind

6. Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody

5. Radiohead – Paranoid Android

4. Pink Floyd – Another Brick in the Wall

3. Jeff Buckley – Hallelujah

2. Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven

1. Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit

plus

The Worst Rock Merchandise EVER.

You’ll find more weird merch and crazy fan tributes @ each link.

10. Kurt Cobain Doll

My doll, my doll, don't you lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?

My doll, my doll, don’t you lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?

9. The Metallica Pizza

The To Hell and Back Pizza with that burning Metallica after-taste.

The To Hell and Back Pizza
with that burning Metallica after-taste.

8. Nick Cave Push Puppet

But when I crawl into your arms Everything, it comes tumbling down

But when I crawl into your arms
Everything, it comes tumbling down

7. Bob Dylan Baby Suit

And watch out for whatever is ‘blowin’ in the wind too.

And watch out for whatever is ‘blowin’ in the wind too.

6. Butchering The Beatles LP

I wanna hold your LIVER.

I wanna hold your LIVER.

5. Elvis Zombie Tattoo

Oh, my love, my darling I’ve hungered for your brain!

Oh, my love, my darling
I’ve hungered for your brain!

4. Sid Vicious Doll

Vomit sold separately

Vomit sold separately

3. Yellow Submarine John Lennon Doll

John Lennon Doll with Creepy Creature.  It could be named Yoko, not sure.

John Lennon Doll with Creepy Creature.
It could be named Yoko, not sure.

2. Michael Jackson Doll with Extra Hands

A Michael Jackson Doll with 9 extra hands.  That's freaking creepy.

A Michael Jackson Doll with 9 extra hands.
That’s freaking creepy.

1. Radiohead Thom Yorke Nipple Tattoo

'I couldn’t look you in the eye’ lyrics taken to another level altogether.

‘I couldn’t look you in the eye’ lyrics taken to another level altogether.

You can get all the Killer Kitsch you want, at Mad Madusa’s Restaurant.

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11a MM 1

When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,

11b MM s&p

when you’re sure you’ve had enough of this life, well hang on.

11c s&p MM 4

Don’t let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes.

11d s&p MM 8

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it’s time to sing along.

11e MM s&p 10

When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)

if you feel like letting go, (hold on)

11ee s&p MM 10

 

when you think you’ve had too much of this life, well hang on.

11f s&p MM 5

Everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends.

11ff s&p girl on a chair  rubylane

Everybody hurts. Don’t throw your hand. Oh, no. Don’t throw your hand.

If you feel like you’re alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

11g MM s&P 8

If you’re on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,

11gg s&p drug ampule

when you think you’ve had too much of this life to hang on.

11h s&p MM 13

Well, everybody hurts sometimes,

11i s&p MM 14

everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes.

11j s&p doctor & bag

And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on.

11k s&p ambulance

Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. (repeat & fade)

11l s&p tombstone 2

(Everybody hurts. You are not alone.)

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Worst REM Tribute:

shiny cook book

This is the Shiny Happy People Cook Book

because Shiny Happy People are more tender than

dull, grumpy old geezers.

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Buy your Losing My Religion T-Shirts with the 10 7 5 Commandments on the back.

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10a rock song s&p pine trees kittenkaboom10b rock song s&p bear and tree lilstinker

They took all the trees and put ’em in a tree museum

10c rock song s&P coin   anon

And then they charged all the people twenty-five bucks just to see ’em

Don’t it always seem to go

That you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone

10d rock song S&p meter  avintagegreen

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

 

Late last night I heard the screen door slam

10e rock song s&p  yellow taxi    goodthingsweddingfavors

And a big yellow taxi carried off my old man

Don’t it always seem to go

That you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

10f rock song s&p parking meter avintagegreen

Don’t it always seem to go

That you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

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Worst Joni Merchandise:

joni mitchel's star biog

Joni Mitchell’s Star Chart

OMG! It Says a Big Yellow Taxi will

take away her old man.

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘I look at life from bar stools now. From win and lose and still somehow, it’s gravity that I recall, I really don’t get it at all.’

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Share some of those special moments on Facebook with the special man in your life and to ‘Show the world you love him’ add some very special lyrics by the Queen of Nashville, Tammy Wynette’s .

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Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman

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 Giving all your love to just one man

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You’ll have bad times

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And he’ll have good times

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Doin’ things that you don’t understand

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But if you love him

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You’ll forgive him

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Even though he’s hard to understand

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And if you love him

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Oh, be proud of him

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Cause after all he’s just a man

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Stand by your man

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Give him two arms to cling to

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And something warm to come to

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when nights are cold and lonely

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Stand by your man

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And show the world you love him

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Keep giving all the love you can

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Stand by your man

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madussa says ‘ Show the world you love him, then deflate him, pop him into his handy tote bag and store him until next time. Perfect.’

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The Giddyup Core Exerciser:

Then Get Down and Dirty with some Rough Chaps!

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ROM 4-minute X-trainer comes with 6 reindeer

and GPS set for the South Pole. Time Travel App an Optional Extra.

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The AB Swing II: Swingers Have Twice the Fun Swinging with Two

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The AB Swing Hi Tech Prostate Exam/Vasectomy Combo Kit Deck Chair

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The AB Rocket: Launch

Yourself into Orbit Today

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The AB Shaper: How to Grow A Child in a Bottle

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BR-AB Shaper: 101 Things to Do with a Square Hula Hoop

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Chi Activator: Look Slim in an Instant by Stapling XS Fat Under Your Armpits

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AB Slider? No, I’m Trying to Build an IKEA Steel-Frame Bar Stool

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The Bean Exciser: Ideal for Birth and invert for Conception!

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Upper Body Exerciser Warning: Incorrect Useage May Case Blindness

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Back Stretcher or DIY Water Boarding Equipment for Your Bath

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Treadmill Bike: For Joggers who want to be Wankers

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Eliptico 3c Bike: For Joggers who want to be fitter, faster  Wankers

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The Gazelle Freestyle because, obviously, Gazelles Run Free in Walking Frames.

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The Summer Skier: Pole Dancing for Geeky Guys

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The Therma-Roll: Corrugate Your Butt to Get a Good non-Slip Grip on Plastic Chairs

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The Weighted Vest: If You Hadn’t Lost all that Weight You Fool, You wouldn’t need a Weighted Vest now, would you?

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The 3-Minute Legs: The Quickie for the single Girl in a Hurry

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The Excel Body Gym Orgasmatron!

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Trainer Med: The New Portable DIY HOme Torture Rack for the Fitness Aware Masochist

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The Freeform Board doubles as Hallelujah Praise-the-Lord Tambourine for Biblecise Classes

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Fake Bananas:

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Madam Madussa says ‘Bewarned: Once you step on that treadmill you can’t get off because you can never out run your own butt.’


Acknowledgements: Exercise Equipment Pics @ 1 giddyup core exerciser    skymall, 2 ROM  rom, 3  ab swing 2 fajitamonologues, AB swing  dealsdirect, 5 AB Rocket theworkoutwatchdog, 6 AB Shaper  musclemecca, 7 AB Shaper 2  builray-sports, 8 Chi Activator newdavincis, 10 AB Slider bofu-fitness, 12 skymallThe Bean Exerciser, 12 The Bean Exerciser  skymall, 14 Back Stretcher skymall, 15 elliptico3cbike    inhavbitat, 15a treadmillbike bikeforest, 16 Gazelle freestyle sfgate, 17 summer skiers  welove2ski, 18 Therma-roll  bodyandsoul, 18 weighted vest  bodyandsoul, 20 3-minute-legs  myfitnesspal, 22 Excel-Body-Gym fisugar, 23  TrainerMed     quake3world.

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