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18a oz 11 s&p tornado

When are you gonna come down

18b Oz 2 s&p

When are you going to land

18c farmhouse s&p

I should have stayed on the farm

18n toto s&p

I should have listened to my old man

18e Oz 5 s&p

You know you can’t hold me forever

18ee Dorothy & friends

I didn’t sign up with you

18f Oz 1 s&p

I’m not a present for your friends to open

This boy’s too young to be singing the blues

18g Oz 8 s&p

So goodbye yellow brick road

18h poodle s&p

Where the dogs of society howl

18i Oz 10 s&p

You can’t plant me in your penthouse

18j tractor s&p

I’m going back to my plough

18k owl s&p

Back to the howling old owl in the woods

18l toad s&p

Hunting the horny back toad

18m Oz 4 s&p

Oh I’ve finally decided my future lies

18 0 Oz 9 s&p

Beyond the yellow brick road

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Worst Elton John Tributes:

Elton egg Artist John Lamouranne

This is Eggton John.

You know you are Rock Star Royalty

when artist John Lamouranne turns you

into a celebrity Egg …

Elton John doll 1

Secret Lives of the Rock Stars.

It can now be revealed. Elton is really a Pink Leprechaun.

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Worst Elton John Merch:

elton John doll set

And they all sing Crocodile Rock ……

if you remember when rock was young you might want to take them

with you to your Aged Care Home.

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘If you remember when Glam Rock was young, no way you fit into those tight baby blue satin pants any mo’, honey!’

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11a MM 1

When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,

11b MM s&p

when you’re sure you’ve had enough of this life, well hang on.

11c s&p MM 4

Don’t let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes.

11d s&p MM 8

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it’s time to sing along.

11e MM s&p 10

When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)

if you feel like letting go, (hold on)

11ee s&p MM 10

 

when you think you’ve had too much of this life, well hang on.

11f s&p MM 5

Everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends.

11ff s&p girl on a chair  rubylane

Everybody hurts. Don’t throw your hand. Oh, no. Don’t throw your hand.

If you feel like you’re alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

11g MM s&P 8

If you’re on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,

11gg s&p drug ampule

when you think you’ve had too much of this life to hang on.

11h s&p MM 13

Well, everybody hurts sometimes,

11i s&p MM 14

everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes.

11j s&p doctor & bag

And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on.

11k s&p ambulance

Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. (repeat & fade)

11l s&p tombstone 2

(Everybody hurts. You are not alone.)

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Worst REM Tribute:

shiny cook book

This is the Shiny Happy People Cook Book

because Shiny Happy People are more tender than

dull, grumpy old geezers.

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Buy your Losing My Religion T-Shirts with the 10 7 5 Commandments on the back.

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This piece began as a parody of  the classic American spiritual song ‘He’s got he whole world in his hands’ and then got terribly distracted.

He’s got the whole world on his butt

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She’s got the whole world on her butt

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She’s got a big mutt on her butt.

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He’s got Disney world on his buns

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He’s got Disney world on his buns

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He’s got some big guns on his buns

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He’s got a big joke on his arse

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He’s got a big joke on his arse

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He’s got some long grass on his arse

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She’s got college kid’s world on her bum

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He’s got college kids world on his bum

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She’s got the party drum on her bum.

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He’s got gamer’s world on his rear

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He’s got gamer’s world on his rear

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She’s got a cute bear on her rear

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She’s got make-believe on her tush

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She’s got make-believe on her tush

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He’s got a George Bush on his tush

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Acknowledgements: Amaaazing tattoos sourced @: 1 world oddee, 2 map  tattoospicturegallery, 3 wolf   rate my tattoo, 4 save elmo  buzzfeed, 5 dwarfs  i-am-bored, 6 gun butt  comedycentra, 7 alma fudd   rankmytattoo, 8 simpson butt  43things, 9 motor mower   collegehumor, 10grass  collegehumor, 11 drink    rankmytattoos, 12 bongo bottom  myfirstbodypainting, 13 pacman butt  tattoodonkey, 14 mario bros  kotaku, 15 bear  tattoodonkey, 16 fairy   bouncinbards,  17 tree butt  gegek, 18 bushbutt  lolviral, 19 the end collegehumor.

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With apologies to Joe Darion and all Man of La Mancha Devotees.

 

To dream … the impossible dream …

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To fight … the unbeatable foe …

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To bear … with unbearable sorrow …

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To run … where the brave dare not go …

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To right … the unrightable wrong …

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To love … pure and chaste from afar …

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To try … when your arms are too weary …

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To fill … the unfillable bra …

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This is my quest, to fill up that bra …

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No matter how hopeless, no matter how far …

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 To fight for a bust, without question or pause …

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To be willing to march into Hell, for a Heavenly cause …

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And I know though I’m flat assed too, with a glorious bust,

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That my heart will lie peaceful and calm,

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when I’m laid to my rest …

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And the world will be better for this:

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That one girl, scorned for undersized bras,

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Still strove, with her last ounce of courage,

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To fill … the unfillable bra …

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madussa says ‘Thanks for the Mammaries’.

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with Mad Mad Madusa

Hello my pretties,

I am Madusa, the mad bitch Goddess of Brutal Reality.

Look into my eyes, um, eye and you will see reflected back the tragic frippery of your shallow fakeness.

Be Real. Obey.

 

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