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18. Elton John – Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 40 Top Salt and pepper shakers of Rock and Roll, Bad Elton John Merchandise, Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Elton John Doll, Elton John Egg, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Kitsch, Top 40 Rock 'n Roll Salt and Pepper Shakers, worst, Worst Elton John Tributes, Worst Rock 'n Roll Merch, Worst rock and roll tributes, Worts merch on May 27, 2013| 1 Comment »
This boy’s too young to be singing the blues
I’m going back to my plough
11. REM – Everybody Hurts
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 40 Top Salt and pepper shakers of Rock and Roll, Evrybody Hurts Salt and Pepper shaker, Fakinghell Blog, JFK salt shaker, Kerry Cue blog, Kerry Cue Humour, Marilyn Monroe Salt shaker, Michael Stipe Toy, REM - Everybody Hurts, REM lyrics, REM Merchandise, REM salt and pepper shakers, Shiny Happy People, worst REM Merchandise on May 6, 2013| 1 Comment »
When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
when you’re sure you’ve had enough of this life, well hang on.
Don’t let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes.
Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it’s time to sing along.
When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)
if you feel like letting go, (hold on)
when you think you’ve had too much of this life, well hang on.
Everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends.
Everybody hurts. Don’t throw your hand. Oh, no. Don’t throw your hand.
If you feel like you’re alone, no, no, no, you are not alone
If you’re on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
when you think you’ve had too much of this life to hang on.
Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes.
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. (repeat & fade)
(Everybody hurts. You are not alone.)
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Worst REM Tribute:
This is the Shiny Happy People Cook Book
because Shiny Happy People are more tender than
dull, grumpy old geezers.
Fake Bananas:
Madam Madusa says ‘Buy your Losing My Religion T-Shirts with the 10 7 5 Commandments on the back.‘
Unreal Tattoos: Badass Art
Posted in Uncategorized, Unreal Tattoos: Badass Art, tagged Alma Fudd Tattoo, arse joke, Badass Art, Badass Tattoos, butt humor, butt humour, butt joke, butt song, butt tattoo, funny tattoos, George Bush Tattoo, gun tattoo, lawn mover tattoo, Nemo tattoo, Pooh Bear Tattoo, tattoo joke, The End tattoo, tush joke, Winnie the pooh tattoo, wolf butt tattoo, world butt tattoo on April 15, 2013| Leave a Comment »
This piece began as a parody of the classic American spiritual song ‘He’s got he whole world in his hands’ and then got terribly distracted.
He’s got the whole world on his butt
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She’s got the whole world on her butt
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She’s got a big mutt on her butt.
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He’s got Disney world on his buns
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He’s got Disney world on his buns
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He’s got some big guns on his buns
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He’s got a big joke on his arse
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He’s got a big joke on his arse
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He’s got some long grass on his arse
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She’s got college kid’s world on her bum
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He’s got college kids world on his bum
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She’s got the party drum on her bum.
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He’s got gamer’s world on his rear
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He’s got gamer’s world on his rear
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She’s got a cute bear on her rear
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She’s got make-believe on her tush
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She’s got make-believe on her tush
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He’s got a George Bush on his tush
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Acknowledgements: Amaaazing tattoos sourced @: 1 world oddee, 2 map tattoospicturegallery, 3 wolf rate my tattoo, 4 save elmo buzzfeed, 5 dwarfs i-am-bored, 6 gun butt comedycentra, 7 alma fudd rankmytattoo, 8 simpson butt 43things, 9 motor mower collegehumor, 10grass collegehumor, 11 drink rankmytattoos, 12 bongo bottom myfirstbodypainting, 13 pacman butt tattoodonkey, 14 mario bros kotaku, 15 bear tattoodonkey, 16 fairy bouncinbards, 17 tree butt gegek, 18 bushbutt lolviral, 19 the end collegehumor.
with Mad Mad Madusa
Posted in Uncategorized on February 22, 2011| Leave a Comment »