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The Giddyup Core Exerciser:

Then Get Down and Dirty with some Rough Chaps!

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ROM 4-minute X-trainer comes with 6 reindeer

and GPS set for the South Pole. Time Travel App an Optional Extra.

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The AB Swing II: Swingers Have Twice the Fun Swinging with Two

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The AB Swing Hi Tech Prostate Exam/Vasectomy Combo Kit Deck Chair

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The AB Rocket: Launch

Yourself into Orbit Today

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The AB Shaper: How to Grow A Child in a Bottle

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BR-AB Shaper: 101 Things to Do with a Square Hula Hoop

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Chi Activator: Look Slim in an Instant by Stapling XS Fat Under Your Armpits

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AB Slider? No, I’m Trying to Build an IKEA Steel-Frame Bar Stool

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The Bean Exciser: Ideal for Birth and invert for Conception!

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Upper Body Exerciser Warning: Incorrect Useage May Case Blindness

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Back Stretcher or DIY Water Boarding Equipment for Your Bath

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Treadmill Bike: For Joggers who want to be Wankers

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Eliptico 3c Bike: For Joggers who want to be fitter, faster  Wankers

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The Gazelle Freestyle because, obviously, Gazelles Run Free in Walking Frames.

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The Summer Skier: Pole Dancing for Geeky Guys

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The Therma-Roll: Corrugate Your Butt to Get a Good non-Slip Grip on Plastic Chairs

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The Weighted Vest: If You Hadn’t Lost all that Weight You Fool, You wouldn’t need a Weighted Vest now, would you?

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The 3-Minute Legs: The Quickie for the single Girl in a Hurry

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The Excel Body Gym Orgasmatron!

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Trainer Med: The New Portable DIY HOme Torture Rack for the Fitness Aware Masochist

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The Freeform Board doubles as Hallelujah Praise-the-Lord Tambourine for Biblecise Classes

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Fake Bananas:

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Madam Madussa says ‘Bewarned: Once you step on that treadmill you can’t get off because you can never out run your own butt.’


Acknowledgements: Exercise Equipment Pics @ 1 giddyup core exerciser    skymall, 2 ROM  rom, 3  ab swing 2 fajitamonologues, AB swing  dealsdirect, 5 AB Rocket theworkoutwatchdog, 6 AB Shaper  musclemecca, 7 AB Shaper 2  builray-sports, 8 Chi Activator newdavincis, 10 AB Slider bofu-fitness, 12 skymallThe Bean Exerciser, 12 The Bean Exerciser  skymall, 14 Back Stretcher skymall, 15 elliptico3cbike    inhavbitat, 15a treadmillbike bikeforest, 16 Gazelle freestyle sfgate, 17 summer skiers  welove2ski, 18 Therma-roll  bodyandsoul, 18 weighted vest  bodyandsoul, 20 3-minute-legs  myfitnesspal, 22 Excel-Body-Gym fisugar, 23  TrainerMed     quake3world.

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