This is a very delicious parody, My Sweeties, of Don’t Let the Rain Come Down (Crooked Little Man) written by singer songwriter Ersel Hickey and turned into a Hit Single by The Serendipity Singers in 1964.
CHORUS
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(Ah, ah) Oh, no, don’t turn the tellie on
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(Ah, ah) Oh, no, don’t turn the tellie on
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(Ah, ah) Oh, no, don’t turn the tellie on
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You’ll want a lot of stupid stuff that’s so wrong.
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Oh, yes, you’ll want a lot of stupid stuff that’s so wrong.
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There was a chocolate man and he had a chocolate smile
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Had a chocolate sixpence and he walked a chocolate mile
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Had a chocolate cat and he had a chocolate mouse
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They all lived together in a chocolate little house
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CHORUS
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Well, this chocolate little man and his chocolate little wife
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Had two chocolate kids and a lovely chocolate life
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Bought a chocolate tellie. Surfed the channels click click.
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Now he wants a lot of cool stuff quick quick quick.
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CHORUS
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Now this chocolate little man wants a bigger chocolate house
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Bigger chocolate car and a designer chocolate spouse
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He owes a lot of money on his chocolate credit card
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He dropped dead of stress and was buried in the yard.
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CHORUS
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(Ah, ah) Oh, no, don’t turn the tellie on
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(Ah, ah) Oh, no, don’t turn the tellie on
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(Ah, ah) Oh, no, don’t turn the tellie on
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You’ll want a lot of stupid stuff that is wrong.
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Oh, yes, you’ll want a lot of stupid stuff that is wrong.
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Madam Madussa says ‘It may be that your sole purpose in life is to consume chocolate.’
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Acknowledgements: Pics of extraordinary Choc creations from: 1 TV cake gorgeouscakes, 2 tv cakecentral, 3 TV cakecentral, 4 lipstick bahamaschocolate, 5 traniers oddee, 6 man lapetiteparis, 7 street anon, 8a cat examiner, 8b mouse aimeejodesserts, 9 house figjamandlimecordial, 10 hershey chocolate people blogher, 11 baby charlinda, 12 TV kimmyskakes, 13 corporate gadget nexus404, 14 mansion anon, 15a sports car aubergechocolat, 15b goddess cocoa-heaven, 16 creditcard dadsinthekitchenblog, 17 deathbychoc tombstone yournameinchocolate, 21 thongs flickr, 22 shoes oddee.
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