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34a warden s&p

The warden threw a party in the county jail.

34b prisoner s&p

The prison band was there and they began to wail.

34c s&p

The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing

34d jailbirds

You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.

34e Elvis S&p

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

34f Elvis

was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock.

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Weird Elvis Tributes:

´lvis rhinestone turtle

Love me tortoise, love me do.

Elvis Tree topper

Elvis Christmas Tree Topper ….

O Star of Wonder, Star of Might

Elvis-Dog-with-Guitar 1

A pooch, a pooch a burnin’ love!

Weird Elvis Merch:

Elvis sunglasses with sideburns

She’s not You,

And you’re not him even with the dodgy  side burns.

elvis-kids

 

Devils in disguise, perhaps?

Mr Potato Head Elvis

Mr Potato Head Presely

Love Me Tender, Love me New

Roasted, fried or stewed!

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa asks ‘How can they be so cruel to a heart that’s true?’

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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

flying pig s&p

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

I’m crying.

van s&p Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

33 Rock Song s&p  eggman I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

 33b rock song s&p walrus  mistiminded

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

 33c rock song s&p cop thepresentshop

Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row.

See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.

33d rock song s&p cry  anon 

I’m crying, I’m crying.

I’m crying, I’m crying.

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Weird Beatles Tributes:

olympic-ceremony-sgt-peppers

Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band … 

not so lonely this time round

at the London Olympics.

John Lennon statue

John Lennon possibly composing the lyrics ….

Help me if you can I’m feeling …

like an idiot, chilly, breezy, like a dick

… down!!!

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Weird Beatles Merch:

lego-beatles

 

I wanna hold your … yellow prong thing.

Paul with sucking monster

Paul with sucking monster .. named, let me see, Heather?

 

album-Various-Artists-Butchering-the-Beatles-A-Headbashing-Tribute

This album suggests The Fool on the Hill has gone postal again.

Beatles Timmendorfer Strand beach, Germany

I saw her sanding there at the Sand Sculpture Festival Timmendorfer Strand beach, Germany.

Beatles in Brekfast food

Beatles in Breakfast food

 

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Obviously, its bean a hard day’s night.’ 

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32a winter s&p

Then I’m laying out my winter clothes

And wishing I was gone

32b cottage s&p

Going home

Where the New York City winters aren’t bleeding me

Bleeding me, going home

32c boxer  s&p

In the clearing stands a boxer

32d boxer 6 s&p

And a fighter by his trade

And he carries the reminders

Of ev’ry glove that layed him down

boxing kid S&P 3 

Or cut him till he cried out

 In his anger and his shame

“I am leaving, I am leaving”

But the fighter still remains.

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Weird Simon & Garfunkel Merch:


si and garf dollMrs Robinson sold separately with Dustin Hoffman doll

sporting removable white y-fronts.

S & G postcard

Expect a few fights then ……

s& G

I went out to look for America and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

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Weird Simon & Garfunkel Tributes:

Simon and Garfunkel are, apparently, the group mostly likely to inspire bad impersonations … all it takes is a mo, a cap and a wig.

s& G 3

The hair may be attached to the cap in both cases.

Simon&Garfunkel imperson

s& G 4

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pasley sage rosemary and thyme

Here’s a cute Simon & Garfunkel SONG tribute. Guess which one?

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘And in the naked light I saw 10,000 bad haircuts, maybe more’.

 

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31a praying child s&p   tias

Say your prayers little one

Don’t forget, my son

To include everyone

Tuck you in, warm within

31b friar & nun s&p

keep you free from sin

 till the sandman he

31c eye open s&p

sleep with one eye open

gripping your pillow tight

CHORUS

31d lantern s&p

Exit, light

31e moon s&p

Enter, Night

Take my hand

31f peter pan s&p

we’re off to never-never land

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Weird Metallica Tributes:

Metallica-Pizza

The To Hell and Back Pizza

with that burning Metallica after-taste.

metallica car

This Porsche runs on bourbon shots.

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Weird Metallica Merch:

metallica bib

For the baby whose eyes

light up at night.

metallica tie

If you have to wear a tie

you ain’t Heavy Metal material.

Do you even have a scary tattoo or a drinking problem?

metallica monopoly

You do not Go to Jail in this game.

You go directly to Hell.

Rideblanket400

Time marches on

For whom the bell tolls,

But you can always keep warm in

the Hail Satan Nursing Home

in a Metallica lap rug.

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa saysThe higher you are, The farther you fall 

The longer the walk , The farther you crawl.

The bigger the horse, the bigger the stall.’

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30 beatles 2 S&P

In the town where I was born

30a rock song s&p old salty


Lived a man who sailed to sea

And he told us of his life

In the land of submarines

 

So we sailed up to the sun

Till we found the sea of green

boy shark s&p

And we lived beneath the waves

In our yellow submarine

30d rock song S&P 24   anon

We all live in our yellow submarine,

30d rock song S&P 24   anon

Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

We all live in our yellow submarine,

Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

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Weird Beatles Tribute:

yellowsub hotel

Yellow Submarine hotel

You might want your money back if it goes underwater!

yellow sub bed

Aren’t Beatles fans, like, Seniors now?

Will you still neeed me? Will you still feed me,

Will you still sleep with me when I’m 64

and sleep in a Yellow Submarine Bed.

GAry Cooper subcar_comp

Or, be like Beatles fan Gary Cooper and convert your car to

a Yellow Submarine.

Lucky he wasn’t a fan of I am the Walrus.

Walruses do not hold the road well.

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Weird Beatles Merch:

john-the-beatles-yellow-submarine-mcfarlane-toys_MLM-F-3255215250_102012

John and weird creepy creature

named Yoko, perhaps!

yellow sub undies

Hallucinating Y-fronts!

Whatever turns you on, I guess.

beatles toilet 1

In a sea of yellow you cannot see

a yellow submarine.

Don’t fight it. This is deep.

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Never forget those memorable words I want to hold your hand because I’ve fallen overboard and you’re still in the boat.’

 

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22a s&p shopkeeper  goantiques

Desmond has

22b rock song s&p wheel barrows

a barrow in the marketplace

22c rock song s&p singer & piano

Molly is the singer in a band

22d rock song s&p girls heads  anon

Desmond say to Molly, girl I like you face

22e s&p  armwrestle    anon

And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand

 

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, Life goes on,

22f rock song s&p lingerie  niagrafalls

bra

La la how the life goes on

Yeah, In a couple of years

22g rock song s&p house  anon

they have built a home sweet home

22h rock song s&p  boy&girl  stoba

With a couple of kids running in the yard

of Desmond and Molly Jones

22i rock song s&p happy  pricklepin

Happy ever after in the market place

22j s&p kids help    americanlisted

Desmond lets the children lend a hand

22k rock song s&p face  anon

Molly stays at home and does her pretty face

And in the evening she’s a singer with the band

 

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

Life goes on, bra

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Worst Beatles Merch:

beatles flip your wig

If you are one of Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts

I guess this is what you do with your time.

BeatlesBeanBearSet

Where’s Eleanor Rigbear?

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Fake Bananas: 

 Madame Madusa asks ‘How much can an eggman or a walrus … bear? Goo Goo G’joob!’

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clock s&p 2

It’s coming round again

21a clock & cat s&p

The slowly creeping hand

clock s&p 3Of time and its demands

It settles in its place

clock s&p 4

Its shadow in my face

clock s&p 6

Undignified and lame

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Most Dedicated Powderfinger Tributes

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Craziest Powderfinger Souvenir:

powderfinger jet

Bit hard to take home after a concert although

I’m sure the fans above would give it a go!!!

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This is your Bernard Fanning Travel Pack for

when you are leaving on a Jet Powderfinger Plane

Fake Bananas: 

Madam Madusa says ‘And if you wanna be a Passenger we have the lyrics too’.

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