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34a warden s&p

The warden threw a party in the county jail.

34b prisoner s&p

The prison band was there and they began to wail.

34c s&p

The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing

34d jailbirds

You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.

34e Elvis S&p

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

34f Elvis

was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock.

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Weird Elvis Tributes:

´lvis rhinestone turtle

Love me tortoise, love me do.

Elvis Tree topper

Elvis Christmas Tree Topper ….

O Star of Wonder, Star of Might

Elvis-Dog-with-Guitar 1

A pooch, a pooch a burnin’ love!

Weird Elvis Merch:

Elvis sunglasses with sideburns

She’s not You,

And you’re not him even with the dodgy  side burns.

elvis-kids

 

Devils in disguise, perhaps?

Mr Potato Head Elvis

Mr Potato Head Presely

Love Me Tender, Love me New

Roasted, fried or stewed!

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa asks ‘How can they be so cruel to a heart that’s true?’

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24aelvis pinnk cadillacWell, it’s one for the money,

Two for the show,

Three to get ready,

Now go, cat, go.

24b Rock Songs S&P blue suede shoes  anon

But don’t you step on my blue suede shoes.

You can do anything but lay off of my Blue suede shoes.

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Worst Elvis Tribute:

Elvis-tooth-tattoo.w654An Elvis tooth tattoo!

But if you step on anyone’s blue suede shoes at the

Elvis Impersonator Convention

You might get it knocked out.

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Elvis Animatronic.

He may not have a wooden heart,

but he’s got a freaky plastic head.

Freaky Robo-Elvis Youtube clip here.

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Worst Elvis Merch:

Elvis with extra hands

And this Elvis can truly Love You Too Much

with three sets of interchangeable hands.

Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘When you’re all shook up and itchin’ like a man on a fuzzy tree. What you need, obviously, is 3 sets of hands!’

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