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39a duke box  S&P     shopelvis

 

39c hound dog 1

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog

39e hound dog 5

 

cryin’ all the time.

39d hound dog 2

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog

dog s&p 2cryin’ all the time.

caught a rabbit

 Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit

39g dog s&p

and you ain’t no friend of mine.

39h S&P elvis guitar  shoelvis………………………………………………………………

Weird Elvis Merch:

It’s one for the money ….. two for the money … three for the money … etc

zombie Elvis merch

Take home your very own Zombie Elvis head.

Zombie elvis bag

Wouldn’t Zombie Elvis like peanut butter sandwiches

rather than brains?

M1 Elvis DuckI just wanna be your bathtub duck!

M2 M&M Elvis Xmas decoration

It is the Elvis M&M Xmas decoration!

This is so wrong in so many ways

it makes the Zombie Elvis head look good. 

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Weird Elvis Tributes:

Elvis fans are a little weird, right? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

T2 Elvis sandsculpture 1

Well, you can knock me down
Step in my face …..

Zombie Elvis tatt

Oh, my love, my darling
I’ve hungered for your touch

….. actually, I’ve hungered for your brain!!!

zombie elvis tatt 2

Don’t step on my blue suede ,um, face!

Elvis dog

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog 

… taken a step too far.

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Well, do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh
Honey, lay off of my Elvis’.

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Come

40a lawn mower guy s&p

as you are

40b remote tv man s&p

as you were

as I want you to be

40c bbq man s&p

as a friend

as a friend

40d prisoner s&p

as an old enemy

take your time

hurry up

the choice is your

don’t be late

40e resting turn cop s&p

take a rest

40f cop s&p

as a friend

as an old memoria

memoria

memoria

memoria

 

 

and I swear

40g cop s&p

that I don’t have a gun

40h cop sleep s&p

no I don’t have a gun

40i cop s&p

no I don’t have a gun

no I don’t have a gun

 

memoria

memoria

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Weird Kurt Cobain Tributes:

T1 Kirk Cobain

Skinny Kurt Cappaccino

T2 kurt cobain flickriver

OK, doll! Where did you sleep last night?

T3 kurt_cobai my little pony

Kurt Cobain My Little Pony Tribute

The first My Little Pony who ‘Hates itself and wants to die‘.

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Weird Kurt Cobain Merch:

 M3 Kirt cobain christmasJesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam, 

He wants me for a Christmas Decoration.

M2 nirvana watch

The Man Who Sold the World 

… also does a line in cute Kurt watches.

Kurt candle

Sacred Heart of Kurt Candle

Light my candles in a daze ’cause I’ve found god

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Who thought up the Kurt Cobain My Little Pony? No. I don’t have a gun just when I need one’ 

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37a beach bucket s&p

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

37b fun land

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,

37c cute kissing boy & girl s&p

Little Jackie paper loved that rascal puff,

37d cute dragons&p

And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

 

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,

 

37e boat s7p

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail

37f dragon 2 s&p

Jackie kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail,

37g king s&p

Noble kings and princes would bow whenever they came,

37h pirate ship s&p

Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!

 

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,

 

37i puff 4 s&p

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys

37j nerd & cool s&p

Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.

37k biker s&p

One grey night it happened, Jackie paper came no more

37l dragon 3 s&p

And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

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Weird Peter, Paul and Mary tributes:

Puff the Magic Dragon is, allegedly, a song tribute to smoking dope ie. puff, dragon (as in drag on or take a drag) … but the killer line is the name of his sidekick … Little Jackie Paper! More.

Here are some fan tributes of dubious merit.

Piff the magic dragon SMH

Piff the magic dragon SMH

Puff's Power Girls Emma's Expat Adventures Blog

Puff’s Power Girls Emma’s Expat Adventures Blog

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Weird Peter, Paul and Mary merch:

M 1 puff 2

 Puff the Magic Dragon gets paranoia by the sea!

M 2 puff 1

 

Light yer own spliff … a stoner’s dream

M 3 puff rideSo kiddies can frolic in the supermarket mist

Fake Bananas: 

Madam Madusa says When I was just a lad of ten, my father said to me, come here and take a lesson from Little Jackie paper who loves that rascal puff, and makes things with sealing wax and other crazy stuff. Or have I confused the lyrics?

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36a  jesus tv

I don’t believe in an interventionist God

36b jesus 2 s&p

But I know, darling, that you do

36c praying hands s&p

But if I did I would kneel down and ask Him

36d jesus  S&p

 

Not to intervene when it came to you

36e hair s&p

Not to touch a hair on your head

36f boy girl 6 s&p

To leave you as you are

36g s&p boymeetsgirl  anon

And if He felt He had to direct you

36h-i-sp-girl

36h-i-sp-boy

Then direct you into my arms

36h-i-sp-girl

………….36h-i-sp-boy

Into my arms, O Lord

36jboy girl s&p 7

Into my arms, O Lord

36k boy girl s&p

Into my arms, O Lord

36h, i  s&p love

Into my arms …

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Weird Nick Cave Merch:

M1 mens-loverman-t-shirt-white

Loverman with Love-Tackle. Self-Portrait

No wonder he wants more, more, more.

M2 Nick Cave thum_puppet_demo

NIck Cave Push Puppet

But when I crawl into your arms
Everything, it comes tumbling down

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Weird Nick Cave Tributes:

Nick Cave, it seems, has inspired as many caricatures as his fellow gloom meister the Grim Reaper. Here are just a few:

T1 Art Leonard Cohen Consoles Nick Cave by Ben Smith

Sorrows pile up around (him)

by Ben Smith

M3 Nick_Cave Iran Cartoon

ugly

T2 Nick Cave Boatright Art

useless

by Boatright Art

T4 nick_cave caricature SEbastian Kruger

and over inflated.

by Sebastian Kruger

Meanwhile …………………………

T6 nickcaveholdinganickdoll1fgdf

Here is Mr Gloom with Gloomy Mini-Me Doll.

Fans, just ain’t no good. I think that’s well understood

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But wait there is even more gloom in this weird tribute…..

Picture 1

Mr Gloom playing ‘people just ain’t no good’

in Shrek II

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Mr Cave, you are a mystery to me every time (a new album) comes around.’

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35a queen 1 s&p

God save the Queen

35b third reich S&P

the fascist regime,

35c idiot s&p

they made you a moron

35d H-Bomb s&p

a potential H-bomb.

35e queen 2 s&p

God save the Queen

35f queen 3 s&p

she ain’t no human being.

35g dr who s&p

There is no future

35h Big Ben

in England’s dreaming

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Weird Sex Pistols Tributes:

T1 sex pistold fan

Sid Glorous Sid …..

Your brains are locked away but I love your company

T2 sex pistols limo

Watch out for this one ‘cos ….

I wanna destroy the passerby

‘Cos I wanna be anarchy,

No dogs body

T3 sexpistolstoys_main

The anti-christ Lego Men 4 Pack

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Weird Sex Pistols  Merch:

M1 Sex-Pistols-Sid-Vicious-doll

Vomit sold separately.

M2 Sex pistols golf ball

Anarchists play golf now?

Yes, it is the Age of Irony

M3 Sex-Pistols-Sid-Vicious-Pop-Vinyl_3

How sweet is this Sid Vicious doll? 

Yep, more irony

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘No matter how loud Sid and the boys did roar once you market anarchy, it ain’t anarchy no more’. 

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34a warden s&p

The warden threw a party in the county jail.

34b prisoner s&p

The prison band was there and they began to wail.

34c s&p

The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing

34d jailbirds

You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.

34e Elvis S&p

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

34f Elvis

was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock.

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Weird Elvis Tributes:

´lvis rhinestone turtle

Love me tortoise, love me do.

Elvis Tree topper

Elvis Christmas Tree Topper ….

O Star of Wonder, Star of Might

Elvis-Dog-with-Guitar 1

A pooch, a pooch a burnin’ love!

Weird Elvis Merch:

Elvis sunglasses with sideburns

She’s not You,

And you’re not him even with the dodgy  side burns.

elvis-kids

 

Devils in disguise, perhaps?

Mr Potato Head Elvis

Mr Potato Head Presely

Love Me Tender, Love me New

Roasted, fried or stewed!

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa asks ‘How can they be so cruel to a heart that’s true?’

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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

flying pig s&p

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

I’m crying.

van s&p Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

33 Rock Song s&p  eggman I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

 33b rock song s&p walrus  mistiminded

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

 33c rock song s&p cop thepresentshop

Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row.

See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.

33d rock song s&p cry  anon 

I’m crying, I’m crying.

I’m crying, I’m crying.

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Weird Beatles Tributes:

olympic-ceremony-sgt-peppers

Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band … 

not so lonely this time round

at the London Olympics.

John Lennon statue

John Lennon possibly composing the lyrics ….

Help me if you can I’m feeling …

like an idiot, chilly, breezy, like a dick

… down!!!

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Weird Beatles Merch:

lego-beatles

 

I wanna hold your … yellow prong thing.

Paul with sucking monster

Paul with sucking monster .. named, let me see, Heather?

 

album-Various-Artists-Butchering-the-Beatles-A-Headbashing-Tribute

This album suggests The Fool on the Hill has gone postal again.

Beatles Timmendorfer Strand beach, Germany

I saw her sanding there at the Sand Sculpture Festival Timmendorfer Strand beach, Germany.

Beatles in Brekfast food

Beatles in Breakfast food

 

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Fake Bananas:

Madam Madusa says ‘Obviously, its bean a hard day’s night.’ 

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